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swedger77

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Right sorry for the vague heading, but I took a photo of one of the funniest drug quotes ever from a UKIP MP who was all for legalising drugs. - well done him!

I appologise for not getting his name. I read this last month in London in one of the free "Canary Wharf" newspapers.

However his "FACTS" for justifying legalisation are fucking hilarious if not sad that he actaully went on record saying this.

(Comedy gold)

"Hosptials should be able to give free heroin injections. The opiates do not damage organs. (so far so good/true) Its the rat poison people are mixing with it thats making them sick.

Its the same with Marajuana. Dealers are putting sand in it so it turns to glass when they smoke it. It becomes a horror story"


I must find out find out who said this and thank him for making me piss my pant with laughter. - total clown
 
He's not a complete mile out though.

It's the cuts in heroin that fuck people up - true
People were spraying weed with sandy/gritty shit - true

He's almost there tbh. He's basically just saying it's the illegality of these drugs that makes them dangerous, albeit in a slightly incorrect way.


Edit - & fuck. I've just defended a UKIP clown.
 
And he added that “tomatoes” – man manufactured using artificial intensive growth methods such as hydroponics – was causing the biggest worry among health professionals.
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Doesn't sound half as scary when you insert any other widely-used hydroponically-grown product in there instead of scary ol' "skunk" somehow. Never did quite get the obsession with hydroponics = evil. Do people not eat salad out of season?

Drug dealers are hooking cannabis users to their ‘products’ by lacing them with highly addictive heroin, diazepam and methadone.
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No they're not. The heroin thing is stupid enough but diazepam and methadone?!? I can't even begin to imagine how vile weed dunked in methadone would taste like. I hope they're using the sugar-free version cos nobody likes burnt toffee flavour weed. And if anybody can get a buzz smoking Valium good luck to 'em I say.

Silly story for silly people.
 
Whilst I agree that purity of, and cuts in, drugs causes more problems than the drug itself, in some cases, I can't help but laugh at cannabis dunked in 'done. 'They're both green! Herp derp'.
Then again: we have unscrupulous people putting Heroin into pills because... y'know: fuck logic.
 
Shambles said:
And if anybody can get a buzz smoking Valium good luck to 'em I say.
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I don't know about diazepam specifically, but apparently some benzos ARE active when smoked - as Sammy G pointed out to me when I questioned the logic of cutting heroin with benzos.

SproutOnSmack said:
Then again: we have unscrupulous people putting Heroin into pills because... y'know: fuck logic.
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Surely that's been debunked as an urban legend many times now? That would defy all logic due to the cost and the fact that gear is orally inactive (unless I'm mistaken again).
 
When I saw the OP title I thought it was going to be Raas announcing himself as a candidate for his constituency... :)

Could see Raas and his wacky ideas fitting right in with them.

<3 Raas really
 
Talking of UKIP, Nigel Farage has come in for a tough time of things this last week, i think he's getting the major parties worried and they are hiring some 'hooligans/ and yobs' to fuck up his 'on the street' interviews and filming footage. Just last week he had someone walking past making wanker/blowjob gestures behind his back, and someone also hurled an egg into his face. Me thinks the major parties are getting worried. But footage of Ed Milliband looking like the biggest prick i have ever seen was also captured on HIGNFY this week. So embarrasing.
 
My opinion of politicunts of any shade is hardly a high one but I really doubt any of the parties would actually hire people to egg Farage and the like. Why would they need to? Most of the country thinks he's a complete bellend - I'm sure there's plenty who'd happily make wanker gestures and chuck eggs at him. It's par for the course if you're a politician.

Personally I find it kinda irritating how much press and publicity UKIP get. How many MPs do they have? How many Euro MPs do they have? They make a lotta noise and so do their fanboys/girls (ie half the tabloid press and probably a good half of their readers) but they are in no way a serious political party. They don't actually have a policy to their name really. Not a proper one beyond a generic "Get out of Europe" - that's all they have. No answers to any problems. No suggestions of what they'd do differently. Single issue party with no chance of doing anything beyond - at most - buggering the vote enough to make a few constituencies less predictable than usual. I can see why major parties don't like it but the endless publicity does nothing but make them look like a proper party rather than a bunch of idiots with no solutions to anything.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Surely that's been debunked as an urban legend many times now? That would defy all logic due to the cost and the fact that gear is orally inactive (unless I'm mistaken again).
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It has, yes. T'was but a reference to the rampant misinformation that flies in the face of incredibly simple facts.
 
Shambles said:
My opinion of politicunts of any shade is hardly a high one but I really doubt any of the parties would actually hire people to egg Farage and the like. Why would they need to? Most of the country thinks he's a complete bellend - I'm sure there's plenty who'd happily make wanker gestures and chuck eggs at him. It's par for the course if you're a politician.
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Without a doubt, many people would happily launch an egg or two at the likes of Farage, but would they actually go out of their way to do it? That's why I think there's at least a little substance to the claims that these actions are being coordinated (in however loose and woolly a fashion) by certain groups of 'anti-fascist' Marxist goons. This allows them even more leverage from this publicity, naturally. It wouldn't be the first such example of pig-headed stupidity from ill-disciplined bands of fringe-leftist thugs, though of course I hardly think it explains every incident.

As an aside, a friend of mine visited his family down south over Easter, and spotted a Farage teatowel that his father had acquired.

He was too scared to ask about it, but the issue was kinda looming for the remainder of his stay.
 
Going back to the benzos/smack thing it does definitely get cut with benzos. I've tested positive for them when I've only been using gear.
 
Sammy G said:
... by certain groups of 'anti-fascist' Marxist goons... ill-disciplined bands of fringe-leftist thugs, ...
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Well, as a proud ill-disciplined fringe-leftist, i'd have to take umbrage with you lumping (or is that lumpen?) me in with people who are probably pretty well-disciplined comparatively (well they managed to actually get out of their houses and buy eggs) ;)

These sort of egging and generally anti-facsist-goonish activities are one time when i quite like these trot-type groups like SWP or offshoots (i think they were involved in the swansea egging, and they're often the ones rallying for anti-facsist-goonery (if you're gonna be a goon, there aren't many better opportunities)). Most of the time these trot-ish types strike me as a bit vanguard-ist cultic and dodgy (then there's the whole horrible 'so left-wing we're right-wing' livingmarxism/spiked/clairefox nexus...shudder). But i know which side of the barricades i'd be on comrade :sus:
 
^ Yup. Nothing says 'anti-fascist' as well as acting somewhat Fascistic ;)

Sammy G said:
As an aside, a friend of mine visited his family down south over Easter, and spotted a Farage teatowel that his father had acquired.
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A Farage teatowel? That seems so incredibly appropriate somehow. Of all possible merchandising for a party like UKIP the teatowel is really the only choice.
 
Shambles said:
^ Yup. Nothing says 'anti-fascist' as well as acting somewhat Fascistic ;)



A Farage teatowel? That seems so incredibly appropriate somehow. Of all possible merchandising for a party like UKIP the teatowel is really the only choice.
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Well to be fair there's a difference between being fascistic in an interpersonal sense (like being a cunt, or beating someone up) and being in a political party that is actually fascist in the political sense (so they'd want the state to be a cunt or beat you up); though they do overlap enough for it to still be irony :). Violence is usually counter-productive (especially against a 'walter-the-softie' like niggel farridge - eggs are fine though), however i'm very glad of the crowds that have been mustered to totally outnumber EDL marches when that's happened, which is usually down to these trottists.

A farridge tea-towel could be useful for picking up disembowelled mice when the cat brings them in, or camping toilet disasters
 
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I have a rather mixed opinion of stuff like Leftist groups blocking (or trying to block) other people's rights to free speech. I cannot stand groups like EDL and the like... but they do have as much right to say what they believe as anybody else does. If a group tries to suppress them rather than to affect change in less oppressive ways they are acting like the very thing they are trying to stand against. It's counter-productive however satisfying it may be. It's like trying to stamp out football hooliganism by hospitalising hooligans. It may be effective but you lose the idealogical argument by becoming what you are ostensibly against.
 
I remember in the ninety's someone mixed Heroin with squidgy black (cannabis resin for those not in the know). The dealer sold it as Nepalese Temple ball and charged a fortune for it. Nepalese Temple ball supposedly was mixed with Opium. This squidgy black became so popular the guy who was dealing it got busted. When the Police tested the Cannabis they found it contained Heroin. The dealer was charged with supplying class A drugs which he denied as he said he did not know it contained Heroin. He got 3 years if I remember rightly and he deserved it in my book
 
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