Jabberwocky
Frumious Bandersnatch
So, my holiday to Tajikistan and Uzbekistan has just been cancelled due to the pandemic. I would still like to go somewhere that is not Manchester, because even if this is the greatest city on Earth, I'd like to feel like i'm on holiday.
a while back i developed the theory that actually every town in the UK was a shithole, even ones that look nice, like Norwich, are actually shitholes once you leave the chocolate boxy centre (which is actually gorgeous).
where the fuck do i go? i did a minibreak in Liverpool once and that was cool but can't really do it again. not Leeds because I lived there, and it is definitely a shithole. i have a friend in birmingham so have been there a few times already. if you are thinking of suggesting coventry then get your head looked at. i don't really want more than 5 hours on a train, and don't drive. i would like a cool museum or two or maybe some hiking.
a while back i developed the theory that actually every town in the UK was a shithole, even ones that look nice, like Norwich, are actually shitholes once you leave the chocolate boxy centre (which is actually gorgeous).
where the fuck do i go? i did a minibreak in Liverpool once and that was cool but can't really do it again. not Leeds because I lived there, and it is definitely a shithole. i have a friend in birmingham so have been there a few times already. if you are thinking of suggesting coventry then get your head looked at. i don't really want more than 5 hours on a train, and don't drive. i would like a cool museum or two or maybe some hiking.