F.U.B.A.R.
Bluelight Crew
Ah man I never got the chance when mine was in labour! They didn't even give it to her until about 20 seconds before it was over, stingy fuckers!
The first time she was in labour, there were complications that resulted in us staying in a private room (courtesy of the NHS) with a big fuck off tank of entonox. A little adjustment of the valves resulted in nosebleed territory. Sat with that mask over my face for most of the night (the free temazepam was just the icing on the cake).