When I was about seven my father gave me two dollars
“What can I buy with two dollars I asked him?”
“A lot of things” he told me
I went to the store and saw nothing of interest
Two weeks later I met a girl named Lillie
After two days I had an idea
“Show me your breasts and I’ll give you two dollars” I said
And just like that
I saw two of the most beautiful breasts I had ever seen
My dad was right
Two dollars can buy you a lot of things
“What can I buy with two dollars I asked him?”
“A lot of things” he told me
I went to the store and saw nothing of interest
Two weeks later I met a girl named Lillie
After two days I had an idea
“Show me your breasts and I’ll give you two dollars” I said
And just like that
I saw two of the most beautiful breasts I had ever seen
My dad was right
Two dollars can buy you a lot of things