Twisted classics

[pyschopathstoner]

Childrens songs

Lets start with something nice

To row, row, row you're boat=Stab, stab, stab a friend
Stab, stab, stab a friend
Gently in the spleen
If he cries
Hope he dies
Gag him if he screams!
Add your own "adaptions" of school yard songs/poems to, lets have a laugh.

 

[monkeyjunky]

to the tune of yesterday.


Leprosy...
I've got limbs afalling off of me
I'm not half the man i used to be
Oh i believe, in leprosy

Syphilis...
It all started with a little kiss
Now i can't even take a piss
Oh i've contracted syphilis.


There's also a chorus (why she had to go...) and a verse about HIV, but i can't remember them.