syd
Bluelighter
- Joined
- Feb 18, 2005
- Messages
- 273
Those sad viciously insane people
Stuck in the box
TV just asked if you wanted more sex
As if it didn’t know
For its encore performance an anorexic girl lost 30 lbs.
They made her a series regular
She learned
Just then TV told your girlfriend she wasn’t good enough
She’s not showing enough skin
She isn’t dangerous enough
She has killed men with her thighs
TV just said there is someone better than you
And here they are
And why aren’t you them?
What’s the word for the opposite of fashionable?
You believed you had an original thought
TV beat you too it
You change channels
You are the combined efforts of every sitcom every made
TV told you not to go outside
Watch more TV
TV told you to quit smoking
You didn’t listen
The question isn’t how to reinvent Christ
But, what time is that on?
What’s that line from?
Being drunk and useless is ok as far as TV is concerned
This one time TV told you everything you were doing was wrong
You told TV it was right
Stuck in the box
TV just asked if you wanted more sex
As if it didn’t know
For its encore performance an anorexic girl lost 30 lbs.
They made her a series regular
She learned
Just then TV told your girlfriend she wasn’t good enough
She’s not showing enough skin
She isn’t dangerous enough
She has killed men with her thighs
TV just said there is someone better than you
And here they are
And why aren’t you them?
What’s the word for the opposite of fashionable?
You believed you had an original thought
TV beat you too it
You change channels
You are the combined efforts of every sitcom every made
TV told you not to go outside
Watch more TV
TV told you to quit smoking
You didn’t listen
The question isn’t how to reinvent Christ
But, what time is that on?
What’s that line from?
Being drunk and useless is ok as far as TV is concerned
This one time TV told you everything you were doing was wrong
You told TV it was right
