It's pretty clear that being gay is some kind of brain malfunction, not only confined to the emotional center of the brain, but also affecting the coordination of the tongue which results in strange accents.
Now because the smilies arent working I'll add at this point: Just so you know, I'm not being serious.
They seem to be trying too hard to be something to me... All the gay people I know are indistinguishable from straight people without asking them what their sexual preference is.