Turtle (or tortise for the pedants) rape and other amusing and interesting links

[preacha]

One turtle raping another turtle. Work Safe, and not a cartoon

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWatc5U8RC4&eurl=

Best youtube video ever, I had no idea turtle's moaned mid-coitus

 

[FaTz]

I'd fuck a turtle

 

[MoeBro]

concur.
best youtube video ever.

 

[Samadhi]

LMAO :D How funny is the moaning!?

 

[m4dd0g]

lmao

I dont think he was moaning from coitus, i think the dirty bastard hit a splinter
Serves him right for roughin up his ho like that

 

[nezo v2.0]

holy shit that's funny.

Dunno if you guys have seen any of the 'Hard Gay' stuff on youtube....that's some funny shit too...

here's one of his eps http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKDpSuorPi8

 

[FaTz]

^^^That's the funniest thing in the world. The poor girl face planting his groin, so so so fucking wrong.

 

[Splatt]

Before I die.. I wanna fuck me a fish!
*said in a redneck accent*

 

[Fry-d-]

That moaning freaks me out.

 

[loud247]

Ehhheehhhh ! eeehHHHH !
kinda cute in a fucked-up, beastialic, weird-me-out kinda way.
-LouD247-

 

[Splatt]

Lol we laugh at animals raping, but we don't laugh when we see a human raped. We're better than animals. God we rule this earth. Its all about us.

 

[FaTz]

But do we laugh when an animal is raped by a human?

Because we do laugh when a dog starts mounting someones leg...

 

[McWigga]

To violence against turtles, Australia says no.

 

[lady grey]

fuck thats funny! :D I wonder if its some wierd turtle mating ritual hehe

 

[kryalkastleE]

fucking hell. best youtube ever.

 

[Samadhi]

To violence against turtles, Australia says no.

LMAO :D

I kept saying no...but he wouldn't stop...

 

[xcidium]

Trippy animation - music video

 

[McWigga]

LMAO :D

I kept saying no...but he wouldn't stop...

He bought me a drink, then thought he could have me...

 

[Shnouzerpuff]

Not bad...

But it still doesn't hold a candle to the true "best Youtube video ever".

Explanations won't do it justice.... you will just have to trust me.

Little Superstar

 

[Samadhi]

He bought me a drink, then thought he could have me...

I SO know i shouldn't be, but i'm pissing myself laughing right now...probably because i'm getting a visual of you saying it. :D:D