Tums

[TurdRocket316]

do extra strength Tums have any recreational value? besides fast relief of acid indigestion, heartburn, sour stomach, and upset stomach

 

[greenhaze]

I hope you are kidding...

 

[TurdRocket316]

no just wishful thinking cuz i am bored and tums is all that i can find in this house so thanks for yer help anyways well i found some keflex 500 and some tylenol pm how about them?

 

[vibr8tor]

Oh jesusfuckingchrist. They have no more recreational value than plugging a cat turd. Go try that and get back to us on it.

 

[Zjabo]

Ya bro! Tums are awesome! Great visuals & you feel like you're on another planet! Thing is, you gotta eat 5 rolls all at once. It's tough, but try it and get back to me on what happened.
<sigh> Are people really this retarded?

 

[frqntflyr]

ok here's how to maximise your entertainment value with Tums EX: chew and swallow 10 Tums, follow up by drinking 1/2 glass of lemon juice. enjoy!
and if that dont work...
[This message has been edited by frqntflyr (edited 20 June 2001).]

 

[Good Corruption]

if i remember correctly TUMS is not orally active unless taken with MDMA...which means yer gonna need to either plug it, shoot it, smoke it, or snort it...but before u can even do that you must go thru a complicated TUMS extraction process which involves placing the TUMS in a trash can, getting up off yer ass, and going out to get some real drugs....