Trying to do important things whilst tripping

[rincewindrocks]

So Saturday I was spinning at an afterparty, and I was already on shrooms, though a relatively low dose. My buddy does some DMT, and I ask the guy if I could have a little taste. I litterally just wanted a hit, but the guy loaded up a bowl and made me take three HUGE lungfuls. I had to keep on spinning though, which was the hardest thing Id ever done, could hear the songs to beatmatch, could barely see the decks. Everything turned into Tetris polygons, very strange stuff.

Share your stories, either funny, scary, or just weird, of trying to do things while your face was melting off.

 

[ChronicHD]

Trying to make basically any type of group decision in a group of trippers is tough. A while back me and like 7 friends couldn't decide to go left or right at the end of a road; it took about 10 minutes standing on the corner to come to a conclusion as a group hah.

I was inside a grocery store the other day with one other kid on LSD and we both could barely keep from grinning at each other the whole time at the register. When the cashier bagged up our food he was like "have a goooooooooood night guysssss". He was our age so I think he just thought we were high.

 

[Ramirez]

The most important thing I've ever attempted on acid was to clean my room, and I literally thought it would take forever. I was also finishing up a paper the first time I dropped, and as soon as I put down the last period, I see something on my desk move, and that's when the craziness really began.

 

[SmokeNDose]

Trying to make basically any type of group decision in a group of trippers is tough. A while back me and like 7 friends couldn't decide to go left or right at the end of a road; it took about 10 minutes standing on the corner to come to a conclusion as a group hah.

So true.

I guess my most important thing done while tripping goes along with the stupidest thing iv done too. Driving 25 min on the highway to get to a friends house while on mushrooms. It wasnt really too difficult other than the headlights being so blinding bc pupil dilation. Speed was a little bit of an issue at first but i got used to it. Im def not doing that again though.

 

[rocker97x]

i gave my friend an eigth of insanely dank penis envy mushrooms. He had about 25 minutes left of righting a paper so we thought he would be able to finish it. No joke, by the time he finished chewing the mushrooms he could already start to feel them. needless to say he pretty much failed.

a half eigth of the same batch made a girl i know go non responsive for several hours.

 

[deadhead507461]

Most important thing I did while on Shroom's was call the cops when two guys showed up at the park for a pre dog fight meet up/size up.
Pitbulls arent supposed to be used that way :/

 

[aussieblues]

Trying to find my ID (which I didn't have on me) to give to the cops, then, what seemed like hours of questioning whilst on four strong hits of LSD (the English language was incomprehensible).

 

[treezy z]

i can do important shit on doses of dissociatives where i'm not completely fucked up. i can function pretty well on them because i do them a shitload.

on acid shrooms and the like no way i'm doing homework or getting work done, unless i'm on a very low/threshold dose.

 

[DiZzyBonne]

Most important thing I did while on Shroom's was call the cops when two guys showed up at the park for a pre dog fight meet up/size up.
Pitbulls arent supposed to be used that way :/

So what happened? I too hate people who use animals for entertainment in that manner .

 

[JoshE]

First time on LSD, i tried ordering pizza over the phone which in the end failed epically because i couldn't remember what suburb i lived in.

Then i tried doing it online but then couldn't find the pizza store website :/ Also simple thing's like turning on the TV or Blue-Ray player is a mission for me haha

 

[DiZzyBonne]

I remember your first trip report, it's what made me finally take the leap and try acid.

 

[JoshE]

^ Awesome Glad it helped you take the leap

 

[Chemical Wizard]

last summer I went to work after hooping 2C-E. I was past the peak of it, but yep, I went into a kitchen on saturday night and had to cook greasy burgers...sooooooo shitty. I had such bad muscle tension, i remember every time I had to squat down to open the oven, it would stretch my leg muscles soooo crazily and painfully, but also satisfyingly at the same time. Won't repeat that one. At the end of the night, i walked out of the kitchen and literally fell onto my knees and thanked the greater powers of the universe for letting me get through the night and not get fired or chop off a finger by mistake or something.

I have NO FUCKING CLUE what was going through my head when i decided that it would be fun to trip out before going to be a line cook. Brutal.

 

[deadhead507461]

So what happened? I too hate people who use animals for entertainment in that manner .

cops came too late.
One guy was standing on one side of the fence with his dog, the other guy walked up with his. They just stood their for 15 min while the dogs starred and growled. Their must have been 25 people in the park at that time too, but they didnt care.
they left.. cops came and we left quick so they wouldn't see that we were trippin

 

[HeavyHanded]

With as much experience as I have with this substance I suppose I'm bound to have a few (or dozens) of such experiences. I still enjoy tripping in public and semi-public (shows and such) but I mostly just do it somewhere private anymore. Here's a few off the top of my head:

17 years old-One of the shittiest was reporting an accident. My buddy was driving, he was just high, not on acid, we were the only ones to see the accident, everyone involved was fine but he insisted on sticking around to make sure the cops got the right story, and the person whose fault it wasn't didn't get totally fucked. A nice thing to do but, I pleaded with him for awhile to just go. I was just coming up so I was still functioning, we were there for like an hour though, I had to talk to the cops a few times, they never knew anything was up, luckily. We completed out moral duty. %)

23 years old- Another time my ex INSISTED that I do the dishes. She knew I was tripping, she had tripped many times before so she knew where I was at, and still made me do em. And I mean a three person apartment sink-full, most of which weren't mine. I never really forgave her for that, silly as it sounds.

27 years old- And most recently (last summer) I had to deal with cops AGAIN, this time just on the down end of peaking because my idiot buddy thought it'd be a good idea to light off 2" mortar tubes in the parking lot of Alpine after Phish. RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY CAR. He got caught IMMEDIATELY. The fireworks were in MY car (yes I had a DD), along with a lot of acid and other drugs. I freaked out for half a second and realized if I didn't get control of myself things could get really bad, really quick. I said as little as possible to the police, (and yes they were real police, not security), complied with every request, admitted to the fireworks in the car and gave the rest to the cops straight away. I told them that I didn't know he brought them til he took it out and that I told him not to light it. Luckily they bought all of this, took the fireworks and didn't harass me any further. My friend, on the other hand, got fucked. Idiot had weed and paraphernalia on him. He managed to ditch his hitter without the cops seeing (dark parking lot) but got a possession charge along with the fireworks and resisting arrest. He was tripping too and his first instinct was to run. Lord, what a catastrophe. They booked him right there at a mobile hq, and we were out the lot in another hour and I really enjoyed the rest of my trip believe it or not. So did my buddy, lol, he was so f'd it didn't phase him til he woke up the next day. haha.

For the tl;dr crew: Moral of the story: Don't light off fireworks in Alpine Valley while tripping or, more specifically, let your friends do it either. haha.