Truths/Lie

I pretended to be the lead singer in a band to get a girl

I own a 'autographed' photo of Charlie Daniels which bears a fake signature

Tarzan was my childhood hero

I thought it was illegal for males to go into Victoria's Secret

I served Belinda Carlisle Cinnabons

 

Right I really do need to get one of these right...

I don't know who Charlie Daniels is, Victoria's secret sounds like a dodgy film I once watch.
I’ll go for the Belindar Carlisle one cos i don't think anyone would dare say they were a lead singer in a band just to pull a lady, would they?

 

I think the Victoria Secret thing is a lie......

 

i am going to guess the band one. i don't know why, i just have a hunch.

 

When I was in my early 20's I told a girl in a bar that I was the lead singer in a band called Stained Glass (I can't sing for shit)

I read every Edgar Rice Burroughs Tarzan novel and actually taught myself ape language

I truly thought that if a guy went into Victoria's Secret or Fredricks of Hollywood that you could get fined or arrested

I worked at Cinnabon at a large mall in my area. Belinda Carlisle and her male friend bought Cinnabon's and 'unacceptable tea' from me

Sooooo... yes I did meet the bassist for the Charlie Daniels Band but never valued autographs from famous people. The Charlie Daniels statement is a lie

 

BWAHAHAHA I got it right before reading your answer, and would have posted it accordingly.

One of my first jobs was Cinnabon too. I still remember the recipe. That job was fun, we all partied together and a lot of my other friends worked at the same mall so we'd take breaks together. The good old days...

 

^haha! 100% pure Korinje cinnamon and a stupid as heavy plastic apron cover. This combined with the 'painters cap' with a pinkish logo made us look soooooo cool.

We did get waaaaaay fucked up working in the mall as well. Ha! Small world.