True Grit

[neurotoxic]

There's fucking sand in my teeth

Sand coming out my ears, nose, & in my hair

That fucking huge wave just crashed down on me

I'm totalled, scraped, bruised, & bloody-cut

Drugged by the Undertow

It's so grand that my swimsuit is ripped!

And the Pain feels so good I want more more MORE

The saltwater licks my wounds

Stings me in such a sexy way

And I smile viciously to myself

As I grab my BoogieBoard

And go to my Home once again,

Terramar

 

[neurotoxic]

Fuckin Dice In The Mirror

Shit today I stubbed my toe

Fuck the bullshit,

Cuz for only once it didn't hurt at all

With the Assassin's smile on my face

As I tear into a hard corner

Going 80 in a 35 MPH ZONE

AND IT RAWKs me LIEK A SHOCK

*SPEEDBUMP*

 

[BullitNutz]

You got me thinking, maybe I should write a short story in this same vein, capturing the essence of true grit and whatnot....