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Trouble Pissing.....

You need to relax... try and take your mind off it by keeping your brain preoccupied.

My favourite one is calculating prime numbers in my head. Start with 51 and keep going ;)
 
Last time I went to a rave I didn't have a piss for 15 hours. I have mates who had no difficulties and were on the same pills, so I'd say it varies according to the individual.

I doubt 15 hours is healthy but it's not a huge deal, although I think if I went 24 hours without a piss I would probably go to hospital...

You need to relax, and then push when it starts to come out. Relax, then push. Relax, then push. :)

Oh and next time I will make sure I don't start on the comedown bongs until I've had a piss, otherwise you just get paranoid about not being able to piss and it makes it worse.

(Oh and once after a rave I pissed for the first time in 12 hours and it was dark green. Cool eh?)
 
Dr. Funkenstien said:
yeah I have done the same thing before. Try sitting down, it works very well for me and pissing on X is fun :D 8)

I always end up sittin down cos i get tired standing for so long - still nothing lol - its anoying, but it doesnt bug me that much. I just live with it
 
try concentrating on one point in front of you, like a tile or toliet paper roll. Then think about anything to do with water (the waterfall trick) and know you can piss. what I always think about is "bubbles" when that thought goes thru my mind it just makes it easy. WHAT THE FUCK WE HAVE A THREAD ON HOW TO PISS?!?!?!? lmao =D
 
^^^^ Yea - pissings great lol - everyone needs to know how

How would you like to piss today?
 
A'ight, this is going to sound silly as hell, but it works for me. If you can get to a private bathroom, turn out the lights and sit down. Yeah, yeah, I know, only girls sit, but would you rather be bottled up all night? I've never had a problem that way. I usually cover my eyes and let the roll go, meantime I'm relaxed and able to whizz.
 
I do try sitting down and all that and just relaxing and waiting too see if it happens but it don't so I have just have to try n force n force n force until eventually it works. It's like I forget how to piss or something when im on E. My bladder area end up getting really painfull and usually hurts for a good while when I piss. Like I said before though once I eventually get the piss out there's no stopping me and Im back n forth pissing every 5minutes.
What is also very weird is that whenever Im in the toilet trying to piss I ALWAYS trip out slightly. I'll see all sort of trippy little things. Examples are smiley yellow faces on the walls, changes in patterns on the wallpaper, thing's moving that are stationary, water tricking from taps when they are off and energy pulses (hard to describe) shooting out from my fingers. It's kinda cool!
 
obsolete - I'm talking about going with the roll, not letting it go or trying to get out. I just relax, cover my eyes, enjoy the patterns that I get like Bored2Hel, and everything seems to work with the whizzer. It doesn't work for everyone, but that's how I do it, and I never have any problems.
 
^^^ i see - ive just not had a lot of luck with it myself, but i dont let it bug me too much
 
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