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So I'll give my example here, I was reminded after reading the post about someone warning a kid buying from an undercover cop.

Back when I was in school, the University newspaper ran a story about undercover cops using a younger, cute girl to camp outside the liquor store just off-campus and ask people to buy her beer. She'd give the people money, then ask them if they wanted to come back to her vehicle and share one as a way to say thanks.

Get back to where her car is supposed to be, van door opens up, cops inside, and you'd get a ticket for underage buying.

Later that evening, my friend and I were going to this same liquor store to get some beer, when we were approached by a cute girl, who asked us if we could buy her a six pack of beer since she was underage.

Being a dumbass, I said sure, took her money and we went inside. About 10 seconds later I remember the piece about the undercover cops, and realized we were about to get arrested. At that point, we decided the best thing to do was to buy a 6 pack of super expensive root beer (blowing $9 of the $20 she gave us) and we put it in a paper bag.

We walked back out, and she asked us "did you get it?" to which we said "yeah, of course."

She invited us back to her car to have one each as a thank-you. Sure enough, we head to the back and there's the black van.

The door opens up, cops sitting in there with headphones on etc. and they tell us "you're in a world of trouble now."

I put on my best trollface and said "really? I really thought you guys could use some root beer sitting out here in that cramped van all night."

There was an awkward pause, and then they opened the bag. Root beer, nothing else.

Then they told us to get the fuck out of there, and we were interfering with a police investigation, and if we didn't leave we'd get arrested.

We walked across the street to our apt. building went into the various laundry rooms and yelled out the window every time she approached someone that it was a sting. They left after 20 min. of that. The cops tried to trick us into buying beer for an underage girl, we took their money and bought them root beer instead.
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Talk about your own personal story or something you heard off or found somewhere else
 
Very Nice +1. I dont know if it counts but one time I knew one of my junky "buddys" was gonna snitch on our dealer. So I warned the dealer to bad he didnt believe me now hes rotting in prison :(
 
Here's one where the cops trolled me.

I live in Vancouver, and to celebrate the start of the 2010 Olympics and the torch relay (which was going down a block away from my house), my buddy and I rolled a joint shaped exactly like the Olympic torch. It had the right contours and everything, that shit was glorious. Anyways, we walk over to the street where the torch was going down a few minutes before they were supposed to pass that spot. There were cops everywhere, and a pack of about six of them maybe 20 feet away from us, not to mention hella old people and families with kids all around is, but stupidly we decided to blaze the torch joint anyway. So we smoke the thing and nobody gives us a second look the whole time, the cops see us and don't do anything, which was pretty legit.

I chuck the roach away and we both light up cigarettes. No more than ten seconds later, one of the cops from the pack walks up and says "Can you guys put those out? It's pretty disrespectful, there's kids everywhere."
 
I troll cops all the time just hand them my Military ID and PBA card that got me out of alot. Probably won't work as good now that I've gotten out the Military.
 
Once a Mexican cop asked me to see my ID and I replied with "Can I see your green card?" - I got arrested.

Another time a cop tried to search my car (when I had a 1.5 ounce of some DANK chronic in my trunk), and told me if I said no I'd be arrested.
That is when I went all "human rights activist" on them and started telling them my rights, then they said "you just made that up" then I replied with "Ah really? My father is one of the best Lawyers in town, why don't we head back to my place and we bring this up with him?"

The second I said that, they told me I was "Wasting their time" and they said they'd remember me.

I got a speeding ticket though.
 
I bought all the donuts in the shop because their was cops in the line behind me a few dudes back. Was mint seeing their face when they were told the dirty hippy just bought every donut and they were waiting for the baker to get back to put on another batch.

ate donuts for like a week.
 
Warped Reality said:
Once a Mexican cop asked me to see my ID and I replied with "Can I see your green card?" - I got arrested.

Another time a cop tried to search my car (when I had a 1.5 ounce of some DANK chronic in my trunk), and told me if I said no I'd be arrested.
That is when I went all "human rights activist" on them and started telling them my rights, then they said "you just made that up" then I replied with "Ah really? My father is one of the best Lawyers in town, why don't we head back to my place and we bring this up with him?"

The second I said that, they told me I was "Wasting their time" and they said they'd remember me.

I got a speeding ticket though.
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Its great to know your rights. If you know the law & how to handle yourself, you can get by most of the time, especially if you have witnesses. They dont wanna do anything stupid around other people.
 
Ha! I got one!

One time when I pulled into a Walgreens around 10pm-ish to get some deoderant, I get out my car and this scruffy guy was standing a couple of feet away from the door. This guy which was wearing an all black hoodie, black jeans, black shoes and sunglasses comes up to me and ask "Do you want some drugs?"

---PAUSE!---

Number 1: We are in Houston and its mid July, its hot as fuck even at night. Why is this guy wearing all this! Sunglasses? Really? Worst drug dealer ever...

Number 2.
Who the hell walks up to some one and says you want some drugs? Nobody, but a dumbass or a cop! I never was a street dealer but I know almost for a fact that if the dealer wants to take a chance on some random looking guy, the dealer (At least down here in Texas) says "I got that green" or "I got that girl" and the person walks up to the dealer. Never walk up to the random person. Red Flag is raised.


---UNPAUSE!---

So I smerk and say "Naw man Im good". This smartass says "Oh so you sell? You got some better shit? (RED FLAG #2) Im trying to find a hookup. I chuckle and say "No I don't know anything, but thanks anyways.." He goes "I HollER back at you when you get out" (No drug dealer I know properly says holla, RED FLAG #3) I walk in the walgreens.

I go get my items and walk up to the register and ask the cashier that use to go to my high school why are you letting that guy loiter outside the door. The guy says "Oh ok I will call the cops" and then he winks! I knew what was up, these bastards are trying to catch people slipping, problem is they followed the drug dealer profile out of movies and they're trying to sell on the wrong side of the street. (There is a store on the other side of the street where alot of dealers are successful). Anyways I smile and buy a Philly blunt and walk out.

Dude outside looking suspicious as fuck says "Aye so whatsup you aint gonna hollER at me?" As im walking to my car I say "Naw man im bout to spark a blunt im good." I get inside my car and open up the blunt, I can feel the guy trying to peep through my tinted windows. I light up the blunt and put it into reverse. Immediately the guy darts around the corner. I put it in drive and not a second after a cop car pulls in front of me and puts the spotlight on through the windshield. I put my hands up lit blunt still in mouth and smiling. I felt ridiculous XD.

It must of been rookies night out because the guy gets out the car screaming "KEEP YOUR HANDS UP! Dont MOVE!" then ol dumbass tries to open my door, but the doors automatically lock when its in drive, so he tries three damn times almost damaging the handle and then tells me "Open the god damn door! SLOWLY" I open the door and he wrestles me out, Blunt still in mouth. He asks me why am I getting high while driving, I say I didnt know tobacco could get me high. He looks at me then pulls the blunt out of my mouth and mumbles "aww fuck". He searches my car anyways and finds nothing more than a loose Moltren tablet. He gets pissed and says "You know I could arrest you for fucking around with the Law?" I say "What are you talking about I needed some deoderant" (Almost busted out laughing) he just says get the fuck outta here and I get in my car and drive off. Never seen black hoodie dude ever again. I wanted to ask him if he still had those drugs. Lol
 
MrAfrika said:
Ha! I got one!

One time when I pulled into a Walgreens around 10pm-ish to get some deoderant, I get out my car and this scruffy guy was standing a couple of feet away from the door. This guy which was wearing an all black hoodie, black jeans, black shoes and sunglasses comes up to me and ask "Do you want some drugs?"

---PAUSE!---

Number 1: We are in Houston and its mid July, its hot as fuck even at night. Why is this guy wearing all this! Sunglasses? Really? Worst drug dealer ever...

Number 2.
Who the hell walks up to some one and says you want some drugs? Nobody, but a dumbass or a cop! I never was a street dealer but I know almost for a fact that if the dealer wants to take a chance on some random looking guy, the dealer (At least down here in Texas) says "I got that green" or "I got that girl" and the person walks up to the dealer. Never walk up to the random person. Red Flag is raised.


---UNPAUSE!---

So I smerk and say "Naw man Im good". This smartass says "Oh so you sell? You got some better shit? (RED FLAG #2) Im trying to find a hookup. I chuckle and say "No I don't know anything, but thanks anyways.." He goes "I HollER back at you when you get out" (No drug dealer I know properly says holla, RED FLAG #3) I walk in the walgreens.

I go get my items and walk up to the register and ask the cashier that use to go to my high school why are you letting that guy loiter outside the door. The guy says "Oh ok I will call the cops" and then he winks! I knew what was up, these bastards are trying to catch people slipping, problem is they followed the drug dealer profile out of movies and they're trying to sell on the wrong side of the street. (There is a store on the other side of the street where alot of dealers are successful). Anyways I smile and buy a Philly blunt and walk out.

Dude outside looking suspicious as fuck says "Aye so whatsup you aint gonna hollER at me?" As im walking to my car I say "Naw man im bout to spark a blunt im good." I get inside my car and open up the blunt, I can feel the guy trying to peep through my tinted windows. I light up the blunt and put it into reverse. Immediately the guy darts around the corner. I put it in drive and not a second after a cop car pulls in front of me and puts the spotlight on through the windshield. I put my hands up lit blunt still in mouth and smiling. I felt ridiculous XD.

It must of been rookies night out because the guy gets out the car screaming "KEEP YOUR HANDS UP! Dont MOVE!" then ol dumbass tries to open my door, but the doors automatically lock when its in drive, so he tries three damn times almost damaging the handle and then tells me "Open the god damn door! SLOWLY" I open the door and he wrestles me out, Blunt still in mouth. He asks me why am I getting high while driving, I say I didnt know tobacco could get me high. He looks at me then pulls the blunt out of my mouth and mumbles "aww fuck". He searches my car anyways and finds nothing more than a loose Moltren tablet. He gets pissed and says "You know I could arrest you for fucking around with the Law?" I say "What are you talking about I needed some deoderant" (Almost busted out laughing) he just says get the fuck outta here and I get in my car and drive off. Never seen black hoodie dude ever again. I wanted to ask him if he still had those drugs. Lol
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Isnt this like entrapment & a half? WTF do these cops think they are doing. I cant believe they dont have anything better to do like go after rapists & child molesters, instead they try to arrest you for the smallest things. The society we live in is run by the most retarded people.
 
I used to mess with all of these DT's all the time that hung around this gas station. I was young, so I can't remember it, but they were obvious as fuck. It is almost exactly like the hoodie story above, but I never thought of anything that clever. I was like 16. I would just talk to them like I was interested in buying, and their eyes would light up, and then I would back down, and they would get frustrated, and then I would start up again, and their eyes would like up, and over and over and over again. I would do this over and over again before I would finally say "dude, you're a fucking cop. It's obvious as fuck. Go out and do some real shit instead of trying to harass 15 and 16 year old kids outside a gas station in one of the safest neighborhoods in Miami."

I know it has nothing on the hoodie story, but that story reminded me of what I used to do.
 
haha I was at a festival when this couple came up and asked us "do you guys have any marijuana" the fact that NO dealer or user in the UK calls weed "marijuana" set off alarm bells so I smiled and said:
"well to be honest, even if i did have any "marijuana" (and yes i said it in a quotey voice and used the hand gesture) i don't sell, especially to police"

they glared and said "watch yourself, otherwise that wristband is coming off and you'll be sent home" I had so many comebacks but decided to just smile and say "as you were officers"
 
citizen cained said:
haha I was at a festival when this couple came up and asked us "do you guys have any marijuana" the fact that NO dealer or user in the UK calls weed "marijuana" set off alarm bells so I smiled and said:
"well to be honest, even if i did have any "marijuana" (and yes i said it in a quotey voice and used the hand gesture) i don't sell, especially to police"

they glared and said "watch yourself, otherwise that wristband is coming off and you'll be sent home" I had so many comebacks but decided to just smile and say "as you were officers"
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LMAO, you bust them at their own game & they get pissed off, haha, what douchebags.
 
Yea man I was 18 or so then but now that I'm a little older and got bills and shit to worry about I wouldn't troll any cops at this point. Yet some of these people deserve to be discouraged. Why the fuck are police consintrated on the end user rather then trying to get to the source. Makes no damn damn sense. I know friends who wh to jail for a quater of a blunt. Comon police you guys do your job and I respect youfor your work, but targeting the average dorito eatin gaming stoner just isn't right. Most of these people are just unwinding from a hard days work, give em a damn BREAK.
 
The cops tried putting surveillance on my house one night when I used to flip, I walked out and asked them if they had the time. They never came back
 
kaywholed said:
I bought all the donuts in the shop because their was cops in the line behind me a few dudes back. Was mint seeing their face when they were told the dirty hippy just bought every donut and they were waiting for the baker to get back to put on another batch.

ate donuts for like a week.
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this story is amazing.
nice job!
 
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