HA! so i went to the city yesterday.... Had some brunch with my drag queen...which turned into wayyyyyy too many drinks and a night to remember...haha...
So we all leave the bar my friend works in and we decide to walk 24 blocks to some soap store one of the girls wanted to go to... well, my friend in drag...ryan...is WASTED haha, he's verbally accosting children, old women, etc. He's stumbling all over the horribly crowded streets of nyc and ended up walking straight in a trash can, toppling it over and recieving a few 'choice' words from the people around him. So about 4 blocks into our walk we reach penn station and I make an executive decision to bring ryan home and let our friends continue their trek. so..we say our goodbyes and split up...
Now its just me and a severely intoxicated drag queen...not gonna lie, i was pretty buzzed...maybe a combo of suboxone and too much alcohol? i dunno..but it was funnier than it should have been...and i didnt give a fuck.
So we finally make it to the subway and im trying to get him to think clearly enough to tell me where we have to get off...ive never been to his new apartment... so we're on the train, im taking pictures of him because he keeps fucking posing...
after a 15 min layover (due to new subway regulations they sometimes stop the trains and search bags) he settled down and sat down. I was looking for our stop when suddenly he gets up and walks to the doors of the subway, i was like no no no this isnt our stop and he swore it was so we were gonna get off..well, He decided to stand in the doorframe and let the doors continuously slam on him then finally steps off...just as i was about to put my foot out the door, they slam in my face and the subway takes off...with me still fucking on it!!
So we all leave the bar my friend works in and we decide to walk 24 blocks to some soap store one of the girls wanted to go to... well, my friend in drag...ryan...is WASTED haha, he's verbally accosting children, old women, etc. He's stumbling all over the horribly crowded streets of nyc and ended up walking straight in a trash can, toppling it over and recieving a few 'choice' words from the people around him. So about 4 blocks into our walk we reach penn station and I make an executive decision to bring ryan home and let our friends continue their trek. so..we say our goodbyes and split up...
Now its just me and a severely intoxicated drag queen...not gonna lie, i was pretty buzzed...maybe a combo of suboxone and too much alcohol? i dunno..but it was funnier than it should have been...and i didnt give a fuck.
So we finally make it to the subway and im trying to get him to think clearly enough to tell me where we have to get off...ive never been to his new apartment... so we're on the train, im taking pictures of him because he keeps fucking posing...
after a 15 min layover (due to new subway regulations they sometimes stop the trains and search bags) he settled down and sat down. I was looking for our stop when suddenly he gets up and walks to the doors of the subway, i was like no no no this isnt our stop and he swore it was so we were gonna get off..well, He decided to stand in the doorframe and let the doors continuously slam on him then finally steps off...just as i was about to put my foot out the door, they slam in my face and the subway takes off...with me still fucking on it!!