Cornishman
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traits you find attractive other people regard as strange
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BlindHelperMonkey
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Cornishman said:
no shame in that, those blocks come down fast
farmaz
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wish I could find it tbh but it came from some of her BDSM freinds in Bergen some serious busines a gwarn I promise you that one.
she tried to stick it up my ass one night on our BDSM MXE sessions but I went MAD, imagine sticking a coke can up your ass
megawoof
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im attracted to people who are a mess as its fun being a mess get fucked up then in the morning get more fucked up....
wish I could find it tbh but it came from some of her BDSM freinds in Bergen some serious busines a gwarn I promise you that one.
she tried to stick it up my ass one night on our BDSM MXE sessions but I went MAD, imagine sticking a coke can up your ass
Why imagine ? If you shake it first and then stick in the freezer the bottom of the can will 'pop out' bit of lube and your ready to go. On failing that and you have enough paper towels, medicare you could always just use a jam jar.
(if you leave the top on it wont shatter)
farmaz
Ex-Bluelighter
man of 1st hand experience, may God have mercy on your filhty bum loving soul.
on a serious note if it was smaller i may have tried it but not something that is that wide & fucking savage.
I like my BDSM alot since I got with her (Top never switch or bottom) but getting arse raped aint cool imo
scottishdnb
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My mate told me he was going to meet a lass that I used to date saying 'She was the person that put me off lasses for a long time, shes just such a horrible person' and I said 'Why are you going to meet her then' and he was like 'Dunno man'
DOB
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erm............
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what the fuck that is so sick and wrong...... lol sry but it really is
StrutterGear
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scottishdnb
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Liza Tarbuck's alright, she was on QI that makes her attractive in my book.
Total lack of flirtatious guile, intense (and not cocquettish) eye contact, drums.
Though the first two don't necessarily equal 'nice person', but can instead mean 'cold fish'. Finding out which one can be fun, but try to do so before you get involved with them too much. Otherwise it's anything but if they turn out to be the latter.
Twitter accounts that make you go 'awwww' and go all funny despite the fact you hate Twitter and think its users are mostly lizards.
Oh, and them being in long-term relationships with other people, though that's not intentional on my part and leads to regret and heartache on at least one person's part. Usually mine.
Though the first two don't necessarily equal 'nice person', but can instead mean 'cold fish'. Finding out which one can be fun, but try to do so before you get involved with them too much. Otherwise it's anything but if they turn out to be the latter.
Twitter accounts that make you go 'awwww' and go all funny despite the fact you hate Twitter and think its users are mostly lizards.
Oh, and them being in long-term relationships with other people, though that's not intentional on my part and leads to regret and heartache on at least one person's part. Usually mine.
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farmaz
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