Toddler finds lump of cannabis in KFC and sticks it in her mouth

gross. KFC is nasty as shit in the states, cant imagine how bad it must be in the uk. All of the fast food in the uk has a weird smell. like they fry in different oils or something....anyways, why in the world that mother would let her kid pick up ANYTHING off the floor of a public bathroom is beyond me. sounds like someone was looking for an easy handout settlement.
 
^ probably due to old grease. I have friends that have worked fast food and they say if fast food as a weird taste, its probably because they're lazy and use without replacing it oil for way longer than their supposed to.
 
All I can envision is someone trying to roll a blunt on a baby changing station in a KFC. Seriously. What the fuck?
 
Also, cannabis comes in buds, not lumps. Lump is an unpleasant word. Cannabis is not unpleasant. Therefore, "lump" shouldn't be used to describe an amount of cannabis. It is also very vague.

A lump is what a bud becomes once you dabble KFC grease on it.

Some people like it because it makes the bud burn slower. ;-)
 
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