today i tidied my lounge and made soap

....yep that is what i have done, Mum helped to tidy my lounge...so now i have a clean(ish) and tidy kitchen that doesn't resemble the shit heap in an episode of breaking bad where jesse goes and rescues the lil lad from his addict low life scum parents....yes, my house is / was a bit like that, don't you ever watch something and compare it to your own house? i do when i see a shit hole and not many shit holes represented on films come anywhere close, but that place...yes pretty close...

so during which while chatting to Mum i kinda say how i always thought about making my own soap but was always worried about the fact that you gotta use sodium hydroxide...ie Lye or caustic soda....used for cleaning drains and a major ingredient in making meth...(i only know that as...come on....don't we all....along with cold tablets....lithium batteries....something to do with matches but only the strike as i saw that also on breaking bad where walter white's in the hardware store and notices the contents of a guys trolley containing acetone, Lye, camping fuel....a couple of other bottles i couldn't make out...yep i'm going off on one again...back up>>>)...but also essential in making soap...did anyone know that??...most people who have seen Fight Club should know that...aswell as the fact that should you get any on wet skin it'll burn through it....and that mixing it with water and fat produces gycerine whilst it transforms into what we know as soap and that if you skim off that gycerine you could actually use it for things like making your own vape oils or if you got hold of some nitric acid you could make some nitro-glycerine and be well on the way to producing explosives.....interesting is it not, that many ingredients used to produce soap and or use to fertilise your lawn can be used to produce explosives or drugs.....it is perfectly fine to look after ones garden is it not...very respectable even...my mum looks after my garden with her sacred hands that bare the scars of stigmata...i am currently smoking some of my magic tobacco so do forgive me for going a little off course here....getting a little high at the moment as it happens...but yes as i hold in each sacred breath of my magic tobacco that contains trace elements of DMT that i proudly produced in the same very kitchen where today i also made my own soap...how about that for being ...i dont know...me...the untreatable person turned away by the fat therapist cunt woman
 
i just want to clarify what i hope is quite obvious here.....as i once mentionned at the very start of my blog that i don't do SWIM i don't talk in codes (although i shall no longer name and shame people who for whatever reason i think may be necessary as it is WRONG and quite rightly against the rules....i shall now refer to the therapist as fat cunt woman or similar...but i do name my cat...) get to the point ME....yep, so...the process i have outlined above is seriously for soap....anybody who follows the instructions as outlined above thinking that i'm using a code mechanism and therefore expecting an end production to get high from will be massively dissapointed as the end result will be soap...just soap...not 'magic soap'....soap soap
 
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