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To the criminal minded: how many times have you been arrested on benzos?

Hartless said:
Ive never been arrested while barred out but I did eat a bunch of xanax one time before turning myself in... horrible idea cause I got the munchies so bad and as a lot of us know they feed u like shit in jail, that sucked big time. I did wolf down 3 bologna sandwiches... ugh
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I woulda hustled the bars for some trays or commissary. or drug a celly when I was feeling horny after getting my lotion in on commissary ;) they won't know what happened hehehe *you better not pout, you better not cry, guess who is going in dry*
 
I was almost arrested a few years ago when I was completely wasted on Xanax. Police came to my door because of a complaint. I could barely stand up or talk...but I was polite and showed them the bottle (yes, prescribed to me) and apologized for the disturbance...after looking at my driver's license, they just told me to stay indoors. :D

Later on I found out that the CUNT who had called them said I was "a psychotic girl in the laundry room with no top on."

Of course, she might have been telling the truth. But I don't remember doing any laundry that day.
 
Once when I was arrested on blues for breaking into a school I think it was, they didn't search me thoroughly enough and whilst in the back of the police van handcuffed I managed to eat another 3 strips of 10mg diazepam, so 300mg diazepam. I told them when I got to the station that I'd done it and would pass out very soon. Ended up waking up in the hospital. I think my mentally unstable appearance was part of the reason they let me off with a caution.
 
Captain.Heroin said:
^ dude probably lost his job. %)

Good story. I approve.
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I second that, fucking hilarious. Why do I find these so funny????
 
I've never been arrested but being drunk or on bars lowered my inhibitions at the grocery store. Couldn't do it on weed because I got too paranoid. I really can't say how much I owe them because I did it so often. I've taken packages of meat, aluminum foil, trash bags, cheese, salad dressing, deli lunch meat, bottles of wine, batteries, vitamins, etc. Pretty much anything I could fit into my oversize purse. But had the feeling my luck would run out (Catholic guilt.) I always bought stuff too, as it's sketchy to just walk in and grab stuff.

I knew this crackhead couple who would steal like crazy from CVS and then go return it. Then the store stopped giving cash refunds and only gave store credit. So they would try to talk dealers into taking the store credit card in lieu of cash. The guy was banned from there for walking out with a 12 pack of beer. He thought he got away with it. But they recognized him next time he tried it. The store manager said he showed all his employees the film, and not to come back again.
 
"I always bought stuff too, as it's sketchy to just walk in and grab stuff"

DING DING DING....exactly. Can't tell you how many bottles of alcohol i've shoved between my legs and then went and asked an employee where I can find something, bought it, and walked out happily :)
 
michael said:
never me, but a few weeks ago i caught some dipshit trying to steal clear ammonia and choreboy.

wonder what he was up to?
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1. get the blood stains out his mommas restroom

2. had no idea where the fuck to begin with DMT

just a couple guesses
 
never, but I did some things that could be considered disturbing the peace or such if a police officer was present
 
dippedattache said:
all i do is rob shit on xanax
one time i walked into radio shack and was like i wanna buy an iphone..they brought it out and sat it on the counter
2 minutes later i'm out the door with the dude chasing me (for some reason i run really fast on xanax..lol) .AND this was in NEW YORK CITY
i got away though, good times
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seriously can't stop laughing!
 
Now that you mentioned this, I realized the answer would be : every single time.I
I've also had a friend take a handful of 1mgs Xanax ,left him front of ..heheh..a gay cowboy bar ..walked off to find another friend of ours, to come back n find the fire dept. Hosing him down to wake him up. But yea I call it the invisible drug..like your inhibition s and anxienty gone to point...well, I can do " -----" whatever...in the middle of State Street in Chicago at noon next to these detectives..surely they won't notice me;, I'm simply borrowing this car ..whoever's it is.....not that I did that...

Blind Melon said:
First time:
Had spent the previous day and night sniffing cocaine, smoking cocaine freebase, sniffing meth, sniffing heroin, popping maybe 11 k-pins and possibly more Somas. Came to at a stop sign without the key in my motorcycle ignition. WTF? So, looking for the key, like a crackhead, I had the police called on me 3 times. Finally they were able to convince me to leave the neighborhood. Wheeled my bike a few miles down the road to a parking lot where I proceeded to freak out and get kicked out of a Circle K, except I guess I kept coming back because I forgot my wallet. Spent the night in jail with no shirt on, no wallet. Got released with a useless bus-token (I lived 60 miles away). Luckily I was able to hitchhike home and to? my MMT clinic in enough time to grab half my methadone does (that was all they'd give me in my current "state"). Then hitched home, and promptly rolled a spliff. After that stim-induced psychosis I am *extremely* careful with stims, especially mixing them.
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Righhhhttt?? What's up with the ending up in jail with no wallet... etc..when had then to begin with..and the shirt..I got out last time, had been onn similar combo methadone,meth, and benzos ..get property bag upon release, and..I swear I'd last been at a d n b show. ..but had a pair of hello kitty pjs and no shoes and 12$ but no purse.so agreed: bad bad combo...
 
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Once when I overdosed on methadone and xanax because I was high on amphetamine and didn't notice it untill the effects started to fade. Then it was goodnight and I woke up to lots of people standing around me shining a flashlight in my eyes wondering silly things like what day it was and what my name was. I told them to fuck off, they would hear none of it though ;(

Getting injected with naloxone and shipped to jail sucked balls.
 
None. How many times I probably should have been arrested on benzos is a better question. But those were my younger days, I'm glad I don't mess with that stuff anymore and I luckily never got into any trouble.
 
Damn some of you are crazy lol and ballsy.
I've gotten into mini fights with my own friends because we all get a little mean on xanax alc combo.
Stole some small stuff to like food, never anything big.
 
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