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To all you Nitrous experts
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Get a job in a cafe where they keep boxes of whipped cream and systematically drain the half lung of NO2 out of all 48 cans they have, then blame the fact that the whipped cream is no longer coming out of the can on a "bad box or four".
alternatly you could shell out the pitance they cost and buy boxes of "cream charger bulbs".
Or you could steal a truck and drive it through the front window of a dentist surgery and make off with a whole gas cylider of the stuff.
Whatever way you do it, it doesn't last very long, leading you to become whats known in my neck of the woods as a "nang/bulb whore". Like me.
alternatly you could shell out the pitance they cost and buy boxes of "cream charger bulbs".
Or you could steal a truck and drive it through the front window of a dentist surgery and make off with a whole gas cylider of the stuff.
Whatever way you do it, it doesn't last very long, leading you to become whats known in my neck of the woods as a "nang/bulb whore". Like me.
antEater
Bluelighter
Okay, this is what I do. (God, I can't believe I'm admitting that I'm this ghetto).
Okay, first, put the can in a tub of warm water. I read this either on Erowid.org or here. It makes more of the NO2 rise to the top. (Urban drug myth or truth, don't know, but it seems to work. Placebo effect is amazing sometimes).
Then, start to hyperventilate yourself. Just like you used to in elementary school, or before you participate in underwater-breath-holding contests. Do that for like a minute. (Random fact: you body can start to go through hyperventilation effects from taking as little as 1-2 too few breaths in a minute).
Now, blow out all of your air and grab the can and suck like a $20 hooker. Usually what will happen is like the first 2 times or so you do this, you'll get a lot of NO2, so you'll be all set. Just make sure you're sitting down and all of that disclaimer stuff.
Now, realize that you're a poor college student, or just too lazy to buy a cracker and bulb. This is a sad realization, but it is with these thoughts that you start to get inventive.
Now, put the can back in the water bath. Now, do the steps again, but before you suck in the NO2, which by now is almost non-existant from the top of the can, you need to do some work. A lot of NO2 is still in the can, just being held down by the cream. So here's what you do.
First, start tapping the sides of the can, much like you would do with a can of soda that had been shook up. This will start to make more the NO2 come out of the cream. Then (here's the special technique) shake the can (lightly) in a circular motion. Like mostly up and down with a bit of side to side so that you're making an oval shape. Again, you're just trying to get more of the NO2 out of the cream. And finally, after doing that for like 10 seconds, tap all of the sides on a coutertop or something to try and jostle a little more NO2 out. Then suck like there's no tomorrow. If you can't get enough, as always, suck in some air to put on top of it. And you're set. (And Ghetto-Fresh!)
Okay, first, put the can in a tub of warm water. I read this either on Erowid.org or here. It makes more of the NO2 rise to the top. (Urban drug myth or truth, don't know, but it seems to work. Placebo effect is amazing sometimes).
Then, start to hyperventilate yourself. Just like you used to in elementary school, or before you participate in underwater-breath-holding contests. Do that for like a minute. (Random fact: you body can start to go through hyperventilation effects from taking as little as 1-2 too few breaths in a minute).
Now, blow out all of your air and grab the can and suck like a $20 hooker. Usually what will happen is like the first 2 times or so you do this, you'll get a lot of NO2, so you'll be all set. Just make sure you're sitting down and all of that disclaimer stuff.
Now, realize that you're a poor college student, or just too lazy to buy a cracker and bulb. This is a sad realization, but it is with these thoughts that you start to get inventive.
Now, put the can back in the water bath. Now, do the steps again, but before you suck in the NO2, which by now is almost non-existant from the top of the can, you need to do some work. A lot of NO2 is still in the can, just being held down by the cream. So here's what you do.
First, start tapping the sides of the can, much like you would do with a can of soda that had been shook up. This will start to make more the NO2 come out of the cream. Then (here's the special technique) shake the can (lightly) in a circular motion. Like mostly up and down with a bit of side to side so that you're making an oval shape. Again, you're just trying to get more of the NO2 out of the cream. And finally, after doing that for like 10 seconds, tap all of the sides on a coutertop or something to try and jostle a little more NO2 out. Then suck like there's no tomorrow. If you can't get enough, as always, suck in some air to put on top of it. And you're set. (And Ghetto-Fresh!)
so you dont have tp push the button on the can, just suck it out? Seems like it would be hard since there is so much pressure built up in the can...thx I will sure try that. Seems like you really know what your talking about and I like the fact your into getting everything you can out of it!!!
antEater
Bluelighter
Oh no, you definitely need to click the nozzle to the side. It doesn't work any other way. I'm just saying, once you start the flow, suck it as hard as you can (unless you're hernia-prone).
Back in high school I worked in the dairy department of a supermarket. On boring days when there wasn't much work to do I'd occasionally break open a couple cases of whip-cream cans and do them all up. Nitrous bulbs are much more enjoyable to use, but when you have free access to a bottomless pit of whip cream cans, it's not so bad. They didn't keep good track of the inventory, so they never suspected a thing. I'd just ditch all the empty cans in the compactor.
Technical User
Bluelighter
You can get everything you need from the porn shop! And it will only cost you $30 for an hour of brain splitting bliss! heheehee
My advice hook-up with someone that got access to gas....such as someone who blows glass....or rob the local dairy queen!
My advice hook-up with someone that got access to gas....such as someone who blows glass....or rob the local dairy queen!
You need a cracker. Go to the link at the end. You can pick one up pretty cheap & they are the fucking shit...
http://www.1percent.com
http://www.1percent.com
Ketamike
Bluelighter
The first time I tried doing a whippet while rolling was with a canaster. This girl told me to inhale thru my nose and I got a snoz full 'o' cream.
Try this: Put the thin plastic white tip in your mouth, and bend it with your teeth. This way, no hippy crack can escape.
Everything you could ever need to know about nitrous is on erowid. Even stories of people who went thru like 20 boxes a day for months straight. And I think people who roll every weekend are stupid.
Try this: Put the thin plastic white tip in your mouth, and bend it with your teeth. This way, no hippy crack can escape.
Everything you could ever need to know about nitrous is on erowid. Even stories of people who went thru like 20 boxes a day for months straight. And I think people who roll every weekend are stupid.