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Tips for eating pussy?

man this is what u gotta do take one for the team and hold your breath... when i do that shit i cant do it for long and ill be turning around gaging.... lol if u got the chance to do it say no. besides i think they gotta start makin protection for your mouth cuz if im so worried about diseases on my dick i really would like to avoid eating diseases....
 
Advice on eating pussy? Bring a lemon wedge. The organic acids in lemon juice help neutralize the amines that can cause a 'fishy' odor.

....and she never spoke to me again. ;)

More seriously, if you're wary of the taste you might try a little bit of a flavored lubricant. (A little flavored lube on your penis can also be a good way to increase a girl's enthusiasm for giving blowjobs. Like a lollypop! ;) )
 
^ After I get started I don't even notice taste a few seconds into it. If someone requires some flavored lube perhaps that particular female should get a checkup?
 
GenericMind said:
Tease the living fuck out of her before you actually start. When you go down on her, don't dive right in. Do something like lick the area around her vagina, lick/kiss/bite her thighs, come back up and kiss the area between her pelvis and her belly button, lightly brush your fingers over her outer lips, things like that. Throw in a single flick of the tongue on her clit or a single slow lick from bottom to top while you're doing those things and then back off again. There's something about anticipation that drives women absolutely crazy. You'll know you're doing it right when she can't stand it anymore, grabs your head, and buries it between her legs. ;)

QFT
 
medicine cabinet said:
^its from scarface. the part when he is coming into the country getting interviewed by imigration
ahhhhhhhhh didn't even think about that.....

well played
 
PriestTheyCalledHim said:
Also rim her.


This I agree with. Actually, there has been quite a bit of great advice in here so far. Some girls I have slept with really were not into rimming at first. You need to kinda slide into that one. But if they don't like it, it is some sort of a mental block, because it feels spectacular. They will most likely learn to enjoy it.

This is an example of a typical, not so freaky session:
(depending on the girl it can get a lot rougher and more kinky)

NSFW:
I usually start off slow, making out, getting her all turned on. Take our clothes off and continue making out. I'll make sure she is soaking wet and primed up completely. Then I start making my way down. Kissing and licking her neck, under her arms, on her sides, licking her nipples with a playful bite. Make sure the nipples get really wet and stand to attention.

Then I keep kissing and licking all the way down to her legs. I kiss and lick her inner thighs, then all around the lips. I will occasionally suck on one of the lips but I make sure it is away from the clit. I just suck it into my mouth and the flick my tongue inside her vagina for just a second.

Then I continue teasing her, and licking up and down from her ass to right below her clit. Then she is really completely beyond ready for me to dive right in. I then lick VERY slowly and VERY gently on her clit. I take it really slow and light at first. I will slide my fingers inside her after she starts moaning with pleasure and massage her gspot. Once things get heated up i will start licking faster and harder using many different patterns and techniques with my tongue. I will suck the clit into my mouth, I will lick very fast up and down, I will go back and forth, in circles, combinations of those, and will bite ever so softly once she is getting close. My fingers are inside, now vigorously rubbing the Gspot.

I can feel her tensing up and getting close. Meanwhile, I sometimes stop licking and use my fingers to quickly rub her clit while talking dirty to her. I will sometimes put my fingers in her mouth so she can taste her own juices. I keep teasing her, bringing her to the brink of orgasm until she can no longer stand it. Then I hop up from my position and put my cock against her pussy. I talk all sorts of dirty shit while I masturbate her with the head of my cock. (use the cock as I would when rubbing her clit. Move it back and forth very quickly over the slippery surface with the right pressure and motion)

Then just before she cums, I plunge my cock inside her and use my fingers on her clit as she gets off wildly all over my cock.

I have yet for this method not to bring a girl to a mind bending orgasm. Takes some practice... but with practice you will be a master of the craft. All girls are different, so you need to get her to tell you what specifically she likes.


It was long so I put it in NSFW tags... The above is a sure fire way to get a girl off. Turning them on mentally is the key. I am a fucking tease though, so they get even more turned on in the long run. just read it.
 
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Dude, you could literally write book on this. Someone else said it... ASK HER! And if she says she doesn't know, she's lying! You just gotta get her to tell you how she likes it... let her know it's okay to get a little Dom once in a while ;)
 
Chaos23 said:
NSFW:
I usually start off slow, making out, getting her all turned on. Take our clothes off and continue making out. I'll make sure she is soaking wet and primed up completely. Then I start making my way down. Kissing and licking her neck, under her arms, on her sides, licking her nipples with a playful bite. Make sure the nipples get really wet and stand to attention.

Then I keep kissing and licking all the way down to her legs. I kiss and lick her inner thighs, then all around the lips. I will occasionally suck on one of the lips but I make sure it is away from the clit. I just suck it into my mouth and the flick my tongue inside her vagina for just a second.

Then I continue teasing her, and licking up and down from her ass to right below her clit. Then she is really completely beyond ready for me to dive right in. I then lick VERY slowly and VERY gently on her clit. I take it really slow and light at first. I will slide my fingers inside her after she starts moaning with pleasure and massage her gspot. Once things get heated up i will start licking faster and harder using many different patterns and techniques with my tongue. I will suck the clit into my mouth, I will lick very fast up and down, I will go back and forth, in circles, combinations of those, and will bite ever so softly once she is getting close. My fingers are inside, now vigorously rubbing the Gspot.

I can feel her tensing up and getting close. Meanwhile, I sometimes stop licking and use my fingers to quickly rub her clit while talking dirty to her. I will sometimes put my fingers in her mouth so she can taste her own juices. I keep teasing her, bringing her to the brink of orgasm until she can no longer stand it. Then I hop up from my position and put my cock against her pussy. I talk all sorts of dirty shit while I masturbate her with the head of my cock. (use the cock as I would when rubbing her clit. Move it back and forth very quickly over the slippery surface with the right pressure and motion)

Then just before she cums, I plunge my cock inside her and use my fingers on her clit as she gets off wildly all over my cock.

I have yet for this method not to bring a girl to a mind bending orgasm. Takes some practice... but with practice you will be a master of the craft. All girls are different, so you need to get her to tell you what specifically she likes.

So very, very hot!! :D
 
Chaos23 said:
This I agree with. Actually, there has been quite a bit of great advice in here so far. Some girls I have slept with really were not into rimming at first. You need to kinda slide into that one. But if they don't like it, it is some sort of a mental block, because it feels spectacular. They will most likely learn to enjoy it.

This is an example of a typical, not so freaky session:
(depending on the girl it can get a lot rougher and more kinky)

NSFW:
I usually start off slow, making out, getting her all turned on. Take our clothes off and continue making out. I'll make sure she is soaking wet and primed up completely. Then I start making my way down. Kissing and licking her neck, under her arms, on her sides, licking her nipples with a playful bite. Make sure the nipples get really wet and stand to attention.

Then I keep kissing and licking all the way down to her legs. I kiss and lick her inner thighs, then all around the lips. I will occasionally suck on one of the lips but I make sure it is away from the clit. I just suck it into my mouth and the flick my tongue inside her vagina for just a second.

Then I continue teasing her, and licking up and down from her ass to right below her clit. Then she is really completely beyond ready for me to dive right in. I then lick VERY slowly and VERY gently on her clit. I take it really slow and light at first. I will slide my fingers inside her after she starts moaning with pleasure and massage her gspot. Once things get heated up i will start licking faster and harder using many different patterns and techniques with my tongue. I will suck the clit into my mouth, I will lick very fast up and down, I will go back and forth, in circles, combinations of those, and will bite ever so softly once she is getting close. My fingers are inside, now vigorously rubbing the Gspot.

I can feel her tensing up and getting close. Meanwhile, I sometimes stop licking and use my fingers to quickly rub her clit while talking dirty to her. I will sometimes put my fingers in her mouth so she can taste her own juices. I keep teasing her, bringing her to the brink of orgasm until she can no longer stand it. Then I hop up from my position and put my cock against her pussy. I talk all sorts of dirty shit while I masturbate her with the head of my cock. (use the cock as I would when rubbing her clit. Move it back and forth very quickly over the slippery surface with the right pressure and motion)

Then just before she cums, I plunge my cock inside her and use my fingers on her clit as she gets off wildly all over my cock.

I have yet for this method not to bring a girl to a mind bending orgasm. Takes some practice... but with practice you will be a master of the craft. All girls are different, so you need to get her to tell you what specifically she likes.


It was long so I put it in NSFW tags... The above is a sure fire way to get a girl off. Turning them on mentally is the key. I am a fucking tease though, so they get even more turned on in the long run. just read it.

Holy shit.

8o
 
GenericMind said:
Tease the living fuck out of her before you actually start. When you go down on her, don't dive right in. Do something like lick the area around her vagina, lick/kiss/bite her thighs, come back up and kiss the area between her pelvis and her belly button, lightly brush your fingers over her outer lips, things like that. Throw in a single flick of the tongue on her clit or a single slow lick from bottom to top while you're doing those things and then back off again. There's something about anticipation that drives women absolutely crazy. You'll know you're doing it right when she can't stand it anymore, grabs your head, and buries it between her legs. ;)

You are also a wise, wise man. :)

Not all girls like it like that, but speaking for myself, my clit isn't a piece of concrete that needs to be broken apart by a jackhammer - you just desensitise it....

I can't say it enough - tease the hell out of her.
 
Word. Love the teasing.
I'll kiss her stomach, and then slowly move down to her pussy and pass it. Go to the inside of her thighs, kissing and using my tongue on them. Then, I'll come up to her pussy and pass it just close enough for my lips to touch for a second. I like to breath out when I do that to so they can feel it. I'll go to the other leg, work my way up again, then kiss the area where he leg and body join.
Then, go get that sweet delicious pussy.

Also, it's very important that I do this while listening to Iron Maiden
 
inotocracy said:
Breathe through your nose, keep lots of suction going on the clit while rolling your tongue around, be consistent and don't alternate too much but be sure to switch it up. From my experience the majority of their sensitivity is on the outer part (labia and clitoral hood), not so much inside so I tend to keep my tongue out of there.

Hold on there, guy. Stick your tongue up her pussy as far as it will go. I like that a lot!

To the O/P: Communication works real good in this situation. Some women like it hard, some soft, some medium, some all of the above. Also, clits are exposed to different degrees. My clit is on the small side and does not protrude. If I am going to cum, my partner has to lick it softly as too much stimulation hurts/is uncomfortable. The hottest head I ever received? They guy teased me by kissing my inner thighs, then he breathed (is that a word) hot air on my vagina and started using his mouth on it while my panties were still on. He then licked my ass super fine hot and wet, WOW!8o

Another suggestion is to keep a constant dialogue going. For example:
"How does that feel, baby? Do you like that? Do you want me to lick harder/softer/suck it? Like this , baby? How does that feel? Do you want me to slide my finger in your pussy while I am licking you?" You get the idea.
 
Chaos23 said:
This I agree with. Actually, there has been quite a bit of great advice in here so far. Some girls I have slept with really were not into rimming at first. You need to kinda slide into that one. But if they don't like it, it is some sort of a mental block, because it feels spectacular. They will most likely learn to enjoy it.

This is an example of a typical, not so freaky session:
(depending on the girl it can get a lot rougher and more kinky)

NSFW:
I usually start off slow, making out, getting her all turned on. Take our clothes off and continue making out. I'll make sure she is soaking wet and primed up completely. Then I start making my way down. Kissing and licking her neck, under her arms, on her sides, licking her nipples with a playful bite. Make sure the nipples get really wet and stand to attention.

Then I keep kissing and licking all the way down to her legs. I kiss and lick her inner thighs, then all around the lips. I will occasionally suck on one of the lips but I make sure it is away from the clit. I just suck it into my mouth and the flick my tongue inside her vagina for just a second.

Then I continue teasing her, and licking up and down from her ass to right below her clit. Then she is really completely beyond ready for me to dive right in. I then lick VERY slowly and VERY gently on her clit. I take it really slow and light at first. I will slide my fingers inside her after she starts moaning with pleasure and massage her gspot. Once things get heated up i will start licking faster and harder using many different patterns and techniques with my tongue. I will suck the clit into my mouth, I will lick very fast up and down, I will go back and forth, in circles, combinations of those, and will bite ever so softly once she is getting close. My fingers are inside, now vigorously rubbing the Gspot.

I can feel her tensing up and getting close. Meanwhile, I sometimes stop licking and use my fingers to quickly rub her clit while talking dirty to her. I will sometimes put my fingers in her mouth so she can taste her own juices. I keep teasing her, bringing her to the brink of orgasm until she can no longer stand it. Then I hop up from my position and put my cock against her pussy. I talk all sorts of dirty shit while I masturbate her with the head of my cock. (use the cock as I would when rubbing her clit. Move it back and forth very quickly over the slippery surface with the right pressure and motion)

Then just before she cums, I plunge my cock inside her and use my fingers on her clit as she gets off wildly all over my cock.

I have yet for this method not to bring a girl to a mind bending orgasm. Takes some practice... but with practice you will be a master of the craft. All girls are different, so you need to get her to tell you what specifically she likes.


It was long so I put it in NSFW tags... The above is a sure fire way to get a girl off. Turning them on mentally is the key. I am a fucking tease though, so they get even more turned on in the long run. just read it.

What are you doing tonight? I will demonstrate my "how to suck a cock 'till his eyes pop" technique!:D



no number if even joking
 
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ccm said:
What are you doing tonight? I will demonstrate my "how to suck a cock 'till his eyes pop" technique!:D



lol

I am confident of 2 things.

1) you most likely live hundreds of miles away
2) that is not your real number

But it never hurts to fantasize.
 
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