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Threesome....

bimbam said:
There is No way id be up for it if a guy approached me for his Dad and girlfriend, id be like "wtf are you tripping" lmao, BUT... if the girlfriend asked it may well be a different story.
From past experience.... trying to arrange shit like this doesnt work, my advice to your Dad and his girlfriend would be to go with the flow, invite a girlfriend round have a few drinks and whatever else (speed does the trick) and take it from there ;)
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Hi ur friendly stalker here lmfao wen you say' From past experience' please tell me more lol lol
 
Glitched said:
OK this is a straight up true story.

I took my Dad out for dinner last night and he was telling me about some of the woman that he is sleeping with at the moment. One of then in particular is quite, shall we say experimental, in what she likes to do. My Dad went into a little too much detail even for a father son relationship but it was funny to listen to all the same.

This woman mentioned to him that she would like a threesome with him and another woman. She told him to try and find a slim brunette around the age of 35. He then asked me if I would look online (he isn't the most computer savvy and the last thing he wants is his grandchildren finding stuff they shouldn't when they play on his iPad!!!!).

I have just done. Very quick search online but don't really know where to look. He doesn't want to have to pay for it if that can be avoided. To be honest I'm pretty sure that it must be possible to find someone out there who would just want to join in for free.

So, here is my challenge to you guys.... Find me a website / chat room / person!
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. ;) !
 
Jesus. Watching my mum gurning away while skinning up doing that one-eyed thing as she tried to focus would frazzle my brain.
 
8o8o8o sorry youv misunderstood me thats not what i ment honest lmfao sorry
 
It could be worse my Dad pointed out to me today that I am old enough to be his girlfriends mother if I had popped her out at 15/16! I have actually done coke with my Dad once...he is actually fairly straight laced in some ways I was gagging for a line when he stayed one weekend..I made out I had found it under the sofa after a party at mine! My Mother and I have also slept with the same man -a mate of mine...mortifying! This was eons ago...again this was after my Mum and Dad split and she decided to try my mates offer of some "wacky baccy"!

In regard to the threesome thing a young psychiatrist I once worked with was always furtively arranging threesomes...I am reliably told there is a huge scene if you look for it everywhere and magazines with people putting themselves forward...nice middle class bored housewives mostly I was told!
 
In actual fact I have never mentioned it to her. Turns out they actually carried on seeing each other for some time. I only found this out about 5 years after it had all occurred. From what I hear my Mother is now living abroad and an alcoholic living with a different younger man who is abusive and charmless-we have no contact (until she gets extraordinarily pissed and sends random angry, illiterate and unfathomable text messages).

I did however tell my Dad...about 10 years later..he went crackers..my fault apparently? they were separated and she was on the verge of losing her mind hmmm.

Shame really as in the end actually despite him being a pretty poor fuck he was a very nice lad.:\
 
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ColtDan said:
ahaha brilliant
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Urbain said:
This is a brilliant thread!
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Allein said:
class
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Lol, you're welcome!!!!

swampdragon said:
Yeah, agreed. It's like the people that take drugs with their mum. Can't imagine having that sort of relationship. 8(
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It's strange, I can talk to my parents about sex and anything like that, I wouldn't go into detail like this with my mother but I can talk about literally anything wi my Dad. However, drugs on the other hand are a complete NO NO!!!! They are both very anti drugs. I couldn't even admit that I was enjoying a bit of codeine even if it was prescribed!


Back on topic here guys, I would genuinely like to help my Dad here, this is the kind of thing you dream about since growing your first pube!!!! So does anyone know where I can look?!
 
Does it not perhaps depend on how old your Dad is? Is he 40s or 70s?

No, I'm not offering. (Actually, is he hot?)
 
leepy said:
lets ask the women ..

Ladies if you were approached by a man and asked to join him and his girlfriend for a 3some would you do it yes or no and would it make any difference if it was the girlfriend that approached you ????????????????????
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I had a friend who, when I met him, after a while began to joke about a threesome with him and his missus. I thought it was just banter, and carried it on but we did end up doing it. Was fun tho v drunk. Would probably do it again if I was asked by either sex and fancied them. Or just fancied a shag. Fucking work out though tell you that.

Could not imagine pimping my parents out though. But as bimbam said earlier, inviting the...invitee...round and getting the speed on is probably a sure fire way. Not in a 'bad' way but you know how speed is. Weirdly I've never regretted any sex on just speed even sleeping with strangers, but booze, god.

Regarding Glitched's post, I will talk about anything sexual with my Mum, to an extent, but Dad is more for girlfriend woes and my sister is probably asexual or something.

Edit: Also if your Dad is around his 40s and looks anything like this:

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I'm in.
 
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