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Three Score & Five - Half-Passed Life

Sadie said:
Are you serious?


EVERYONE DOES! It helps keep bad things going through your nasal passages and into your lungs. Women just don't normally have Finger length hairs unlike some men. But I've seen a few just on the cusp. HEY! If I can see it, so can someone else, it's getting plucked.
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I meant prominent nasal hair really (sorry, got a duhbrain going on).

Shammy - Yea I'm just going to keep going and see what happens. I know how I'm gunna go when I want to, but that'll likely be when I'm old and have had enough :)

Anyway! Nice to add a touch of grimness to the thread =D I'll fuck off to (hopefully) sleep now but likely I'll be back to say something like "Blaarrgraaahhhhblehhhh" or some such nonsense ;) ♥
 
was gonna say something about the stretch marks I gave shammy but then it didn't make sense, One of those things that would have been funny to me.


Something odd. .......


Well, Why does hair hurt?

Why do folk like their own brand of wind?

Why can't I lick my elbow.

I'm not firing on many cylinders tonight.
 
effie said:
Tend to just resort to E45 though, it does the job and is loads cheaper than posh ones! I agree Shammy, the whole anti-ageing expensive mosituriser with pro-retinol-A-super-plant-extractanol is clearly bollocks..
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I have to use moisturiser. I had an a accident when I was younger involving a tractor battery exploding into my face. Luckily there was no problems with my sight or burns or anything, but if I don't use E45 after I wash my face it goes bright red and dry. It sucks.

Kinda shit when you out smashed in a really sweaty club and you (not so much anymore, luckily) constantly look embarrassed, but at least I can see that I'm embarrassed ;)

But I'm only 25, I don't have to worry about grey saggy balls, yet.
 
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hey i want to join in but not in a right state at the moment lol sure i will later%)
 
Sadie said:
Well, Why does hair hurt?

Why do folk like their own brand of wind?

Why can't I lick my elbow.

I'm not firing on many cylinders tonight.
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Does hair hurt?!? Plucking the lil fuckers does but if the actual hair itself hurts you are a medical miracle, m'girl 8o

The one small shred of solace I take in the exponential growth in excess emissions is the fact they still stink so sweet. Self-inflicted Dutch Ovens ftw <3

I also can't lick my elbow but continue to practice. Can always get a friend to lick it for you, of course. I find that friendly lickings of all those crannies you can't lick yourself is always a bonus.

Only cylinder firing tonight is the rectal one as per bleedin' usual 8)

Sam: "Grey saggy balls" are right around the corner even for you =D

Blue: You can abuse me any time ya like, lass. Mop is welcome to join in too, naturally ;)
 
Dude, you know when you've had your hair pulled back in a bobble all day and you flick it. Why does it hurt? I know why but I still find it odd.


I'll lick yer elbow. I've rubbed your fingers and feet for goodness sake!
 
missing old pills said:
Have you noticed hairy fannys taste different to shaved ones?

Whay hey shammy :) are you joining us sadie?
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Hahahahahaha! They do indeed taste different =D

Also not a fan of the escaped pube that inevitably ends up stuck in the back of yer throat for the rest of the night. Shaved bits for boys and girls ftw. Mmm.... sexy 'n' slick 'n' smooth 'n' slippy 'n' slidey 'n' stuff 'n' that. Yum <3
 
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