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This is totally humiliating but... what do I do?

mrs_mia_wallace

mrs_mia_wallace

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So driving today I got pulled over by a cop... and since I had a balloon of heroin in the car, I hid it in the best hiding place us females have. And, now, for the life of me I cannot get it out.

What the hell do I do? Can I wait until tomorrow to go to a gyno or am I going to die overnight? Do I need to go to the hospital? What do I say to the doctor? Am I going to get arrested if they pull a balloon of heroin out of me?

I am panicing and scared I'm going to have some serious health problems as a result of this and a nasty infection... and I'm already fighting a posession charge right now, I can't get another one. Oh and SO FUCKING EMBARASSED. :|

Please help me guys, I'm freaking out.
 
If you don't mind me asking, how far deep is the balloon?

Maybe a pair of tweezers could work if you get a good grip, assuming that's its not too far up there.
 
Tweezers? Owwww!

I don't know where it is. I've been sticking my fingers up there trying to find it for hours (and I have 1/2 inch long acrylic nails... OWW!) and I can't. I even went and bought a bunch of tiny spoons to try and fish it out... no luck. I'm starting to wonder if it's not there and came out when I went to the bathroom or something, but I find that hard to believe and I can't take the chance its still there and get TSS.
 
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mrs_mia_wallace said:
Tweezers? Owwww!

I'm starting to wonder if it's not there and came out when I went to the bathroom or something, but I find that hard to believe and I can't take the chance its still there and get TSS.
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That's very possible, a doctor told me once that an object like a stuck tampon often comes out when we pee and we don't even notice it. This article is smaller so it could have happened.
 
Mia,

I am not a doc. I can take you to my OB-GYN or the ER, and I have a reputable OB-GYN. In the interim, I'd advise getting it out of you any way you can without breaking it. Tweezers are not the way, not to be graphic. If you can't get it out of you without breaking it, you need to go to the ER.

You probably do not need to worry about TSS but get that thing out of you as soon as you can. Do you have a pair of sterile gloves around? Dig it out, not to be graphic, without anything that can break it. Shove your hand up yourself if you must.

You are in a lot of danger if it breaks and you don't get it out, so handle it - literally.
 
as with the advice provided above, you need to get it out. if you cant get it out yourself, you will have to go to someone who can and deal with whatever consequences there are of that.

perhaps you can say you think you lost a condom in there during sex and go to a local health clinic or something.
 
Mia, I came up with a slight variation on what I posted above and sent it to you through PM. Please let this thread know you had success :)

To others: it's not usually contraband, but people get stuff stuck in themselves all the time, drugs or not. TMI under tag (work safe, no pics):

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I forgot about a tampon for 4 days once and although I did not get an infection, it was unpleasant to look at to say the least when I realized.


Good luck and safety to you Mia <3
 
you can go to an ER/doctor. i doubt they will arrest you. it will probably be embarassing having to recount your story to the receptionist, then the nurse and then the doctor. sometimes i wish you could just speak to the doctor and not have to explain your embarrassing problems to so many people. but once they take care of it, you'll feel relieved.
 
mrs_mia_wallace said:
I don't know where it is. I've been sticking my fingers up there trying to find it for hours
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What, err, position(s) have you been in while you've been trying to find it? Crouching down can sometimes tighten up the pelvic floor muscles and act as clamps so you can't get your fingers all the way up in there. Plus, the stress of not being able to find the balloon will be tightening up your muscles as well!

Try this:
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I would highly recommend lying down on your bed on your back, bend your legs right up so your knees are back near your shoulders, relax every muscle, and try to find it that way. When I used to use the Nuvaring, sometimes it would get "lost" after we had sex with it still in and that would be the only way I could find it.


If you still can't find it then, you will definitely need to see a doctor so they can get it out with a speculum and tweezers. You've probably done a bit of damage to the lining with your acrylic nails as well so it'll be good to get that checked out at the same time.

Let us know how you go!
 
for a start sticking ur fingers with sharp nails up into where it could be is justgonna push it up more or burst the bag.

why the fuck did you shove it up so much.
 
^^ She might not have even shoved it up far at all. Regular every-day movements and changes in the muscle flexing etc can move things further up that particular passage *ahem*
 
Wow, I hope you're alright. All things considered I bet you'll be laughing at this tomorrow. For future reference male cops can and will call in a female to check for exactly what you did there. All that you really have to do is hide it out of sight because if they know that you have something they will find it 99 times out of 100. It's definitely not worth the danger.
 
I haven't done anything...
I'm in a city I don't know very well so that's not helping. I'm too scared to go to a doctor because I can't get arrested again and especially not in a city I dont live in and dont know very many people. I really dont know what to do and I'm scared I'm gonna die from an infection..
 
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Can you have a friend look in the for you? Is it possible that it fell out?

I mean, it can't go anywhere. It's not like its gonna go inside your body or something. The cervix isn't big enough for that.

Find a trusted friend. Open your legs and let them dig in there or take a mirror and do it yourself. Put your fingers as far as u can and dig. It's gotta be there somewhere if it didn't fall out.

Cut your nails before you do it.

I don't think they can call the cops on you in the ER. Tell them what happened. Don't even mention there are drugs in the balloon. Just say you stuck a balloon up there as a bet or something and u want it out.

I thought that instead of things going up they actually slowly move out of the vagina as it cleans itself.
 
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