This is totally humiliating but... what do I do?

Mia, do give an update when you can now that you're back - and if you're really stuck, remember I am your neighbor and I can lend you a pair of kitchen tongs that can be sterilized easily. Might be the most bizarre BL meetup ever. Yes, you can keep them afterwards. ;)

No offense to the poster who suggested douching, but douching would be a very bad idea in this circumstance, as if Mia has an infection it could spread further into her uterus and possibly cause pelvic inflammatory disease, which is just as serious as TSS.

Hoping for the best girlie. You'll get through it just fine.
 
Do what you have to to get it out. You probably know a lot more about your anatomy than me but I can't imagine that it's lost for good... It's up there somewhere.
 
the first thing i would do is cut those long nails so you can actually use your fingers better. and theres no way they could arrest you for that. first of all, they don't know what "substance" is inside the balloon. They would have to get it lab tested and everything.

look, go to the doctor, and they are either just going to throw it away, give it back to you, or you can take that shit and throw it down the drain before they can do anything. either way, its your health first, fuck the law.
 
look at date. Its been a long time since this post. She had to have gotten it out. The question just is how.
 
[neither of your suggestions are appropriate for this situation or for TDS. Please be more thoughtful in the future, thanks - n3o]
 
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