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think ill ever get laid?

I'm ugly and I lost my virginity when I was 15 and went on to bone many a girl before settling down.. don't worry so much about looks as being confident and funny. Those are the two keys to any woman's pants in my opinion.

Also, I was out on a mission to have sex and so it happened. I just wanted to fuck fuck fuck.. had multiple girls leave me cause "all I wanted to do was fuck". So, if you set your mind to it.. anything is posible.
 
for the record. . if you suffer from anxiety I have some sympathy for you. . but I'm sure youll get laid one day, you're better looking than I.

Getting laid isnt that big of a deal anyway...
 
um... yeah, dude everyone gets laid if they want to be.....

Just cough up the $$$$ for a hooker ;)

but seriously, if you're gonna be going to college there will be tons of opportunities & a lot of us don't come into our prime (as far as looks go) until our mid 20's (you look like you fit that classification)

In 7 years you'll have had enough ass to just sit back and laugh about this post

edit: & lay off the smack for a minute (it will seriously increase your chances)
 
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thesean001 said:
im 17 and just real different from everyone else.. . but hey, im going ot college, so that might help...


i look like this: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=116544884
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Don't worry about when you have sex for the first time. Just go through life, have fun, be yourself, and eventually it will just happen.
 
I suggest buying World of Warcraft.
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i quit recently actually...

XD


and im not fuckign emo! jesus. i couldnt be more from the type. where i live is a breeding ground for scene kids and stupid fuckign fads.

well thanks for the advice all. im feeling a little better today. im just still trapped in a room, and i cant exactly meet new chicks sitting around here : /
 
Hmm I just actually read your other posts in this thread and you need some help man! You need help for the alcoholism and I think in most cases dope is a one-way ticket to not living very long. (maybe someone else w/ smack experience can say more)

So yeah get laid but you got bigger fish to fry right now.
 
hahahaha yea, some of the myspace friends are hot, but we couldnt be any more different than each other... i just flirt with them all the time, we really have nothing in common, but id fuck any of them and they know it. XD

theyre all prudes too : / cant even touch em
 
when i think about shooting oxy or whatever else i find... id shoot heroin or oxymorphone definatley if i got it, i dont even feel the need or desire to ever have any relationtionship with anyone...

-sigh-
 
ifonly gave some really good advice... Listen to it!

thesean001 said:
people can spot me fast that im not like most other people... that i dont really have the same values and morales and tastes as most people i guess. i dont think im "weird" socially, .. . like awkward to be around, but im just a different person and i feel like theres no one else around even similiar to me.

i dont really even have many friends, let alone a partner
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Don't worry about being 'different', honestly the older you get the more people (especially girls) will appreciate it. When you're younger everybody sort of tries to fit in but as you get older, the people that actually have the guts to be different often just turn out to be more interesting and attractive!

I think you're really cute from those photos! Just try to work on your drug + alcohol problem first, try to build some confidence in yourself (because this is what really matters). Ifonly has a good point, if you act as if you like yourself and are confident with yourself, people will start to treat you that way, and in the end you may just end up believeing in it yourself!

Good luck man!
 
hey, im like 18 days sober now. im not counting, im just being sober. im in some legal shit so i cant risk using till im 19 probably.. then ill probably pick up the needle again, but not too often. >_>
 
What's with all the haircut comments? Way to tell someone to conform. 8(

Anyway, just be yourself and you'll be fine. :) I'd tell you not to be in such a rush, but it's a hard thing for a 17 year old to understand, I know I didn't back then.
 
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What's with all the haircut comments? Way to tell someone to conform. 8(
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Yea, I was thinking that too. I mean, it does look like a bloody mess, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. There are too many guys with perfect, sculpted (boring) haircuts these days.
 
forget about being in "love" the first time you have sex. you just need to "do it". stick it in, in and out, explode, and then its over!
 
Stop sticking needles in yourself, girls generally don't like that. Otherwise be patient and go have some fun and see who you meet.
 
Finder said:
What's with all the haircut comments? Way to tell someone to conform. 8(

Anyway, just be yourself and you'll be fine. :) I'd tell you not to be in such a rush, but it's a hard thing for a 17 year old to understand, I know I didn't back then.
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The haircut coment isn't aimed at conformity, it's just that the cut he has now doesn't suit his bone structure (in my opinion). It's not about conformity it's about knowing what looks good with what. If he wants to keep the long hair he could pull it off but it needs some work.
 
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