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Things you don't like (tangible objects)

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no issues for me bro
edit: this was posted from my phone. Sometimes my phone will put spaces in weird places which breaks the image code. I just use the advanced edit for pix and preview it to make sure its alright.
 
Serotonin101 said:
20090130-Rooster%20Coffee%20House-11.jpg

no issues for me bro
edit: this was posted from my phone. Sometimes my phone will put spaces in weird places which breaks the image code. I just use the advanced edit for pix and preview it to make sure its alright.
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She looks familiar....
 
Stripper heels. I think they look absurd and they, for me, ruin the aesthetic appeal of the shape/profile of a girls leg/foot and also usually detract from the appeal of the rest of her outfit. I don't even mean in a butthurt "herp derp girls must sexually appealing to me" misogynistic way... I mean more like the way a pair of Jehova's Witness type shoes on a guy in a suit makes his outfit look less sharp.
 
Indie coffeshops with bearded baristas wearing skinny jeans packed full of humanities and arts studying hipster losers.
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This. A thousand times this. There is no other type of coffee shop these days....:( Where did they all come from?

Also:

Jet skis
Cyclists who go to aforementioned coffee shops in all their gear and leave their precious bikes all over the shop in between the chairs, on the ceiling for everyone else to trip over.
Groups of five or more cyclists who take up the entire left hand lane chatting about the great hipster coffee shop crawl they're about to do or other similar wank.
Health (cereal) bars - not healthy, and not nice.
Any formal male shoe that is not properly constructed (i.e. goodyear welted or similar bench made) - don't care how expensive your gucci bluchers were, they're glued, look like shit and will fall apart in 6 months.
Crocs
Vodafone
Conspiracy theorists.
The movie Red Dog
 
I nearly got run over by one once while spearfishing, and in general, I've found the riders to be less than considerate... I'm sure they're fun, but they're still wanky
I almost forgot - there are some captchas that are just...impossible!
 
cosign on Ugg boots,
Crocs,
smartphones
flat-brimmed fitted caps
skate shoes
advertisement
granny panties
caviar
cigars from anywhere but Cuba that people try and convince me are just as good as Cubans (they never are)
strip malls
Walmart
McDonald's
Toys R Us
all the dickfloss products (gum, candy) stocked next to the cashier hoping you'll impulse buy something
black liquorice
overzealous packaging on consumer goods
brussel sprouts
vodka
acetaminophen
buffets
fartcan mufflers
yellow clothing
Ed Hardy clothing
foyer of any doctor's office
Monster energy drinks
cotton candy
taffy
blockbuster films
fusion cuisine
golf courses (don't get me wrong, I like playing the game)
"As Seen On TV" products
every video game console that came after the Gamecube
preggo porn
fountain pens
food colouring
air fresheners
dryer sheets
spare change < a quarter
mailboxes
formaldehyde
transmission fluid
ants
human waste
flip-flops
mould
speakers < 80W
fresh clay
grass clippings
the Op-ed section of right-leaning news media
"No purchase necessary" contests
scratch n lose lottery tickets
sulphur
figurines
beige computer boxes
CRT monitors
disc drives of any sort

there's more content but you have to sign up for my newsletter and get annoying fucking spam mail, in HTML, but without the option to unsubscribe unless you visit my website and sign in even though you've likely forgotten your password long ago because all you wanted to buy was a fucking scented candle ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

well, that was cathartic
 
^^^lmao. I wear DC shoes, a flat brim fitted hat on occasion, and drink monster. :( you wont be my friend now will you?

I despise those ass holes parking their car like 6 inches from my driver side door, who double park in the two best parking spots, when a highway has road construction stuff up and enforceable speed limit with no Construction occurring.
 
thujone said:
cosign on Ugg boots,
Crocs,
smartphones
flat-brimmed fitted caps
skate shoes
advertisement
granny panties
caviar
cigars from anywhere but Cuba that people try and convince me are just as good as Cubans (they never are)
strip malls
Walmart
McDonald's
Toys R Us
all the dickfloss products (gum, candy) stocked next to the cashier hoping you'll impulse buy something
black liquorice
overzealous packaging on consumer goods
brussel sprouts
vodka
acetaminophen
buffets
fartcan mufflers
yellow clothing
Ed Hardy clothing
foyer of any doctor's office
Monster energy drinks
cotton candy
taffy
blockbuster films
fusion cuisine
golf courses (don't get me wrong, I like playing the game)
"As Seen On TV" products
every video game console that came after the Gamecube
preggo porn
fountain pens
food colouring
air fresheners
dryer sheets
spare change < a quarter
mailboxes
formaldehyde
transmission fluid
ants
human waste
flip-flops
mould
speakers < 80W
fresh clay
grass clippings
the Op-ed section of right-leaning news media
"No purchase necessary" contests
scratch n lose lottery tickets
sulphur
figurines
beige computer boxes
CRT monitors
disc drives of any sort

there's more content but you have to sign up for my newsletter and get annoying fucking spam mail, in HTML, but without the option to unsubscribe unless you visit my website and sign in even though you've likely forgotten your password long ago because all you wanted to buy was a fucking scented candle ONCE IN YOUR LIFE

well, that was cathartic
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I've just spontaneously fallen in love with you. I hope you don't mind subscribing to my annoying, thrice-daily text messages checking in on you even though I don't know your name because you're just a random person on a forum that I frequent.
 
Serotonin101 said:
^^^lmao. I wear DC shoes, a flat brim fitted hat on occasion, and drink monster. :( you wont be my friend now will you?
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Are you Ken Block? If you are, don't worry; you're already on my Do-Not-Kill list.

modern buddha said:
I've just spontaneously fallen in love with you. I hope you don't mind subscribing to my annoying, thrice-daily text messages checking in on you even though I don't know your name because you're just a random person on a forum that I frequent.
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Oh, that reminds me, I hate social media sites. There are NINE of them just for the English-friendly world, counting MySpace if anyone still uses that turd. Blah blah blah, look at my awesome dog, look at my nipple piercing which I've just posted publicly. Fuck.
 
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