I'm pretty sure the Quest closed a few years back, and Epic is in its place now, doing well.
Pharmicist, I might know you, I go to KJ almost every time. Will be cool to meet you in the future.
As far as the more "touristy" things to do, I'd say get a bike and explore the city - there are some great parks, and really, the best way to see the #1 cycling city in USA is by bike. Places to check out:
Sculpture Garden
Minnehaha Falls
Minneapolis Institute of Arts (free!)
Btw our techno parties are awesome as well.