perputuousdreamer
Bluelighter
I was thinking of posting up my own topic but I think this one fits my group of stories.
My first pill I ever tried, was at a friends house, sat between two big arm chairs on some beanbags, with a laptop in front of me, and cause I was so worried about doing my pill, I thought I would research ecstacy on the internet, cause I wanted to know what I was putting in my body, and its effects. Anyway 30-40 min later I just started to come up, feeling tingly, i wasn't sure whether it was the pill or not, cause my best friend who educated me for about an hour before I done it, said dont forget the advice ive given you, but forget you've taken the pill, or otherwise you'll wait for it so much, you won't feel anything.
So, time went on and 10-20 min later, I found that I was touchtyping like a motherfucker, now I can type reasonably fast looking down at the keyboard, but nothing like this, I had a smile on my face from ear to ear. After the effects wore off and I had sobered up, the first words out of my mouth were. "Why the fuck didn't I do this years ago"
During my roll, many conversations came up, but as soon as the conversation finished I said, "what the fuck were we talking about" I must of said that so many times thatevening. I had alot of CEV's and started acting out like I was at work. Just moving my hands about. Also there was alot of jaw clenching, and I felt like a twat cause I couldnt get my words out, and everyone would just laugh at me, so I got all my determination and confidence together and sat for about 20min trying to get a decent sentance together, and once I thought I had it, I just blurted out complete and utter shit, which wasn't even words, they were just sounds.
Then I tried to think about what I was trying to think for those 20min.
My other best friend did his first pills in a club, we did one about 10 then i did my other about 10.30. he did his other about 11.15, we were wondering why we hadn't come up yet, shortly after 11.30 he was saying
"J, oi J. I feel really dizzy" so I said don't worry about it your coming up", 5 min later, "J im really fucking dizzy now" so i told him to get hiss ass on the dance floor, and basically had the best night of his life. Now.... on the way home walking back, he thought he saw a bus drive past him, when there was no traffic either way! He said that a couple on the otherside of the road were his best friends, he tried talking to a dog, then when we got to his house, he picked up a lump of coal and started bouncing it around the fireplace, thinking it was an acion man.
One of the funniest nights I remember, was his second time on pills, we were over a friends house, just dropped out pills, and i made him do 2, within half an hour, it was so funny. We were just casually watching MTV Dance, when all of a sudden he bolted up right, pointed out his finger, and shouted out "What the hell do you think your looking at you wanker" I was like what the fuck, I said "Rob, what you doing mate" he goes "That fucking tosser has been starring at me for 10 minutes now" I said "Rob, its a photo mate"
Further on in the evening, he spilt his drink over the carpet, and said that he would hoover it up! Then it got to the point where he was so out of it, he was bringing me and my 2 friends down off our pills, so I brought him out into the kitchen, try and let the cold sober him up a bit, (it didn't work) then with complete seriousness (the conversation went like this)
Rob: J
Me: Yes?
Rob: Look, i know im off my head, and its the drugs, but..... You know that football team that you own?
Me: What the fuck?
Rob: Im being serious, look i know im wasted, but you know that football team you own?
Me: Yes
Rob: Well, you need to get rid of Pamela A. Anderson otherwise we'll get relegated!
lol, anyway, i told him to go outside, where it was colder, and might snap him out of it, as soon as he got outside he said "Its fucking freezing out here" Then he took off his top.
I went back inside to say to my friend and his girlfriend, look im sorry hes so wasted, ill take him home, cause it was annoying us. THen I herd banging from the bathroom door, so I went over and said rob what the fuck is going on, i took a quick peep behind the door and found that he was headbutting the door (Only gently) he snapped out of it and said "oh fuck I just cracked the door in half, Ill pay for the damages!!"
I took him home, let him chill out to some good trance music, and when he finally sobered up a little, we decided to goto sleep. I got in my bed, and he was getting into the sleeping bag on the floor, then he mumbled something, and I asked him to repeat himself, casue I wasn't sure I heard him correctly, then he said it again, and I found it so funny, I couldn't laugh, luckily the webcam was running and i have it on my computer, so when my websites up ill post it.
I asked him, "rob what did you say"?
He replied: "I thought I was a toboggan run"
I have other stories, Ill post in the future but I hope these made you laugh.
My first pill I ever tried, was at a friends house, sat between two big arm chairs on some beanbags, with a laptop in front of me, and cause I was so worried about doing my pill, I thought I would research ecstacy on the internet, cause I wanted to know what I was putting in my body, and its effects. Anyway 30-40 min later I just started to come up, feeling tingly, i wasn't sure whether it was the pill or not, cause my best friend who educated me for about an hour before I done it, said dont forget the advice ive given you, but forget you've taken the pill, or otherwise you'll wait for it so much, you won't feel anything.
So, time went on and 10-20 min later, I found that I was touchtyping like a motherfucker, now I can type reasonably fast looking down at the keyboard, but nothing like this, I had a smile on my face from ear to ear. After the effects wore off and I had sobered up, the first words out of my mouth were. "Why the fuck didn't I do this years ago"
During my roll, many conversations came up, but as soon as the conversation finished I said, "what the fuck were we talking about" I must of said that so many times thatevening. I had alot of CEV's and started acting out like I was at work. Just moving my hands about. Also there was alot of jaw clenching, and I felt like a twat cause I couldnt get my words out, and everyone would just laugh at me, so I got all my determination and confidence together and sat for about 20min trying to get a decent sentance together, and once I thought I had it, I just blurted out complete and utter shit, which wasn't even words, they were just sounds.
Then I tried to think about what I was trying to think for those 20min.
My other best friend did his first pills in a club, we did one about 10 then i did my other about 10.30. he did his other about 11.15, we were wondering why we hadn't come up yet, shortly after 11.30 he was saying
"J, oi J. I feel really dizzy" so I said don't worry about it your coming up", 5 min later, "J im really fucking dizzy now" so i told him to get hiss ass on the dance floor, and basically had the best night of his life. Now.... on the way home walking back, he thought he saw a bus drive past him, when there was no traffic either way! He said that a couple on the otherside of the road were his best friends, he tried talking to a dog, then when we got to his house, he picked up a lump of coal and started bouncing it around the fireplace, thinking it was an acion man.
One of the funniest nights I remember, was his second time on pills, we were over a friends house, just dropped out pills, and i made him do 2, within half an hour, it was so funny. We were just casually watching MTV Dance, when all of a sudden he bolted up right, pointed out his finger, and shouted out "What the hell do you think your looking at you wanker" I was like what the fuck, I said "Rob, what you doing mate" he goes "That fucking tosser has been starring at me for 10 minutes now" I said "Rob, its a photo mate"
Further on in the evening, he spilt his drink over the carpet, and said that he would hoover it up! Then it got to the point where he was so out of it, he was bringing me and my 2 friends down off our pills, so I brought him out into the kitchen, try and let the cold sober him up a bit, (it didn't work) then with complete seriousness (the conversation went like this)
Rob: J
Me: Yes?
Rob: Look, i know im off my head, and its the drugs, but..... You know that football team that you own?
Me: What the fuck?
Rob: Im being serious, look i know im wasted, but you know that football team you own?
Me: Yes
Rob: Well, you need to get rid of Pamela A. Anderson otherwise we'll get relegated!
lol, anyway, i told him to go outside, where it was colder, and might snap him out of it, as soon as he got outside he said "Its fucking freezing out here" Then he took off his top.
I went back inside to say to my friend and his girlfriend, look im sorry hes so wasted, ill take him home, cause it was annoying us. THen I herd banging from the bathroom door, so I went over and said rob what the fuck is going on, i took a quick peep behind the door and found that he was headbutting the door (Only gently) he snapped out of it and said "oh fuck I just cracked the door in half, Ill pay for the damages!!"
I took him home, let him chill out to some good trance music, and when he finally sobered up a little, we decided to goto sleep. I got in my bed, and he was getting into the sleeping bag on the floor, then he mumbled something, and I asked him to repeat himself, casue I wasn't sure I heard him correctly, then he said it again, and I found it so funny, I couldn't laugh, luckily the webcam was running and i have it on my computer, so when my websites up ill post it.
I asked him, "rob what did you say"?
He replied: "I thought I was a toboggan run"
I have other stories, Ill post in the future but I hope these made you laugh.
