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Things That People Have Said To You That Only Make Sense When You're Rolling?

I was thinking of posting up my own topic but I think this one fits my group of stories.
My first pill I ever tried, was at a friends house, sat between two big arm chairs on some beanbags, with a laptop in front of me, and cause I was so worried about doing my pill, I thought I would research ecstacy on the internet, cause I wanted to know what I was putting in my body, and its effects. Anyway 30-40 min later I just started to come up, feeling tingly, i wasn't sure whether it was the pill or not, cause my best friend who educated me for about an hour before I done it, said dont forget the advice ive given you, but forget you've taken the pill, or otherwise you'll wait for it so much, you won't feel anything.
So, time went on and 10-20 min later, I found that I was touchtyping like a motherfucker, now I can type reasonably fast looking down at the keyboard, but nothing like this, I had a smile on my face from ear to ear. After the effects wore off and I had sobered up, the first words out of my mouth were. "Why the fuck didn't I do this years ago"
During my roll, many conversations came up, but as soon as the conversation finished I said, "what the fuck were we talking about" I must of said that so many times thatevening. I had alot of CEV's and started acting out like I was at work. Just moving my hands about. Also there was alot of jaw clenching, and I felt like a twat cause I couldnt get my words out, and everyone would just laugh at me, so I got all my determination and confidence together and sat for about 20min trying to get a decent sentance together, and once I thought I had it, I just blurted out complete and utter shit, which wasn't even words, they were just sounds.
Then I tried to think about what I was trying to think for those 20min. ;)
My other best friend did his first pills in a club, we did one about 10 then i did my other about 10.30. he did his other about 11.15, we were wondering why we hadn't come up yet, shortly after 11.30 he was saying
"J, oi J. I feel really dizzy" so I said don't worry about it your coming up", 5 min later, "J im really fucking dizzy now" so i told him to get hiss ass on the dance floor, and basically had the best night of his life. Now.... on the way home walking back, he thought he saw a bus drive past him, when there was no traffic either way! He said that a couple on the otherside of the road were his best friends, he tried talking to a dog, then when we got to his house, he picked up a lump of coal and started bouncing it around the fireplace, thinking it was an acion man.
One of the funniest nights I remember, was his second time on pills, we were over a friends house, just dropped out pills, and i made him do 2, within half an hour, it was so funny. We were just casually watching MTV Dance, when all of a sudden he bolted up right, pointed out his finger, and shouted out "What the hell do you think your looking at you wanker" I was like what the fuck, I said "Rob, what you doing mate" he goes "That fucking tosser has been starring at me for 10 minutes now" I said "Rob, its a photo mate"
Further on in the evening, he spilt his drink over the carpet, and said that he would hoover it up! Then it got to the point where he was so out of it, he was bringing me and my 2 friends down off our pills, so I brought him out into the kitchen, try and let the cold sober him up a bit, (it didn't work) then with complete seriousness (the conversation went like this)
Rob: J
Me: Yes?
Rob: Look, i know im off my head, and its the drugs, but..... You know that football team that you own?
Me: What the fuck?
Rob: Im being serious, look i know im wasted, but you know that football team you own?
Me: Yes
Rob: Well, you need to get rid of Pamela A. Anderson otherwise we'll get relegated!
lol, anyway, i told him to go outside, where it was colder, and might snap him out of it, as soon as he got outside he said "Its fucking freezing out here" Then he took off his top.
I went back inside to say to my friend and his girlfriend, look im sorry hes so wasted, ill take him home, cause it was annoying us. THen I herd banging from the bathroom door, so I went over and said rob what the fuck is going on, i took a quick peep behind the door and found that he was headbutting the door (Only gently) he snapped out of it and said "oh fuck I just cracked the door in half, Ill pay for the damages!!"
I took him home, let him chill out to some good trance music, and when he finally sobered up a little, we decided to goto sleep. I got in my bed, and he was getting into the sleeping bag on the floor, then he mumbled something, and I asked him to repeat himself, casue I wasn't sure I heard him correctly, then he said it again, and I found it so funny, I couldn't laugh, luckily the webcam was running and i have it on my computer, so when my websites up ill post it.
I asked him, "rob what did you say"?
He replied: "I thought I was a toboggan run"
I have other stories, Ill post in the future but I hope these made you laugh. ;)
 
^^ that last one was freaking funny i dont know any funny things ive said rolling but i rolled my head up in the car window (smart guy arent i) and got scared shitless of the hood on my sweater
 
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I found this thread deep in ED board and it made me laugh so hard. Enjoy newcomers.

Please post your experiences as they make everyone smile and laugh.

Sukoto=D
 
well, me and a few friends were the last remaining rollers of the nite so we went to crash sumwea...we ended up at my friends house and we were all coming down so the 4 of us decide to lie in bed...for the next 5 hours we just talked, chewed away at straws and made poor attempts to go to sleep basically all we wound up doing is summing up life, religion, family, to one thing..."mashedpotatoes" lol...

~GH~
 
While rolling with my best mate at a wedding (we were the only 2 on drugs to my knowledge), he spent ten minutes congratulating me on my exceptional performance on Big Brother this year. He was off his face, and I was not, but I still rib him about it to this day.

For the record, I have never been on Big Brother.
 
the other night while rolling very hard (i dont remember this) i was told i looked at my friend and told him something like " whym duhtryu ba mrew" and he said "ok" then he got up and got me some water. which is what i was trying to ask for.

its like we had are own language....all of are friends couldnt stop laughing about the rest of the night.
 
"look at those flowers. they couldn't flourish anymore if they wanted!"

the flowers in question were actually dead...
 
my first time rolling i was trying to give some experienced friends of mine a good light show, and half way through i looked at the lights and said, "omg i'm trying to figure out where they're going to go next!!" they all started cracking up...that was like 3 years ago..you never forget your first time =D
 
Wow I haven't laughed this hard in a while.. reading all these posts.

I was at a millenium rave in CA with a bunch of people. One of my friends hadn't dropped before, and didn't plan on it that night, but the events liquor license didn't go through, and you couldn't leave the event and get back in unless you paid. Not to mention it was sold out anyway...

So he decides to drop. He had given our other friend shit about raves, and electronic music, didn't understand what the big deal was. So we're standing in one of the rooms, light show going, starts coming up. And he turned to us and said... "I get it". At the time it was hillarious! It was the ultimate moment understanding.

:)
 
Tonight I was coming back from a club and I was completly sober, my friend was rolling pretty hard on 2nices pills, then all the light on the highway sudently turned off, he told me, WTF HOW DID YOU TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHT, and he keep asking me how I did it for the next 10mins =D
 
DiamondMaverick said:
The first time I rolled, a friend of mine had a sort of rolling party. One of the comments that was made during the night was "Dude, if everybody in the world popped a bean at the same time, we could have world peace for like, 15 minutes."
And then everyone agrees and talks about it for the next 15 minutes! It is amazing what makes sense when ur rolling! To this day, I can't believe I agreed with and DISCUSSED this hilarious statement.
Just wondering if anyone remembers any comments heard while rolling that made perfect sense then, but seemed retarded as hell once you thought about them sober?
this is a rolling persons response to a pot-heads question about what God likes to be called.
"There's one God. He likes to be called Juan.....and he's here tonight."

everyone laughed because they were high but i was coming up and it sounded prophetic to me.:D
 
haha my friend and me on our way out to a party (it was both of our first times rolling together)


Friend: "Dude listen to me for a sec.. ok like.. please dont think im a joke or anything for sayin this.. promise dude?"

Me: "yeah dude i can take secrets and tuck them far away.. just tell me.."

Friend: (Talking extra fast with short pauses haha) "Ok like, i fucking love this, this is the best i've ever felt in my fucking life, and i fucking love you... ur like my best friend. ok, dont like think im a joke or anything but dude, like seriously, lets just drop outta college, take ecstasy all the time, and become candy kids, dude lets do it.."

Me: "dude i'm down. lets go buy a lottery ticket."


then we proceeded to buy a lotto ticket.. it wasnt a winner tho =(
 
" can you get deja vu by looking in the mirror"

we talked about this for 2 hours.
and i dont remember what we came up with
lmao
 
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