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Things That People Have Said To You That Only Make Sense When You're Rolling?

"Can I have a cigarette? You got a cigarette?"-somebody at my 4/20 party.
"I don't...I don't fuckin know man...I don't know where they are...I need my cigarettes...i gotta get them......gotta get them...yeah...oh my god...i don't fuckin know man!"-Me rolling my brains out and slipping into a k-hole
Did I mention I don't remember any of this? My friends told me everything from that nite! It was crazy! LOL :D
 
it's threads like this one that make me want to roll again.
i always get a kick out of times when someone will say something, or at least try to, and it comes out as gibberish.
"what did you just say" *laughing*
"i'm not even going to try to say that again!"
 
I love this thread! These stories are hilarious!
This weekend I rolled for the first time in a very long while. It was awesome!
Tre-retarded things said while rolling this weekend:
1. "Those fire trucks were going burst through the skin of the bathtub."
2. Me encouraging my best friend to have sex w/ this guy if she wanted to and then comparing it to going to Italy... (can't figure that one out for the life of me)
Keep it going peoples! :D
[ 20 September 2002: Message edited by: DiamondMaverick ]
 
last weekend at a rave they were throwing glowsticks to the crowd and I caught one. Some guy standing next to me pointing my glowstick said " look I cought me a glowstick using your hands. " I gave him the glowstick and said "good job.." It made sense at the time.
 
Originally posted by h3nryrollin:
lol i'v had some great conversations while rollin, one time i was in the smoking area acting out fear and loathing in las vegas to about 30 passers by with a glowstick that represented the car and the table as the road and i was in the middle of the part where they are telling about how they got the "mission" and i realized what was happening and i just got up and walked back to the dancefloor, leaving the rest of the people in the state of "what the fuck?"
HAHHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
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oh my god. that was so god damned funny. :D
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At a rave , out of nowhere, this random guy comes up to me, puts his hands on my shoulders and says "Don't worry, life will be good for you." It made sense, like he really knew, and hell maybe he does, i just relaly liked this comment because it made me happy for the rest of the night! :)
and can i say a'damn! you guys are fuckin hilarious! Happy trippin and rollin all!
 
Last weekend when discussing the virtues of those Super Strong mints that are called Fishermans Friends to a total stranger.
"I could like, throw the pack out into the crowd and each individual mint would jump from the packet seek someone out. A chosen Mint-Reciever. Then in time with the mint falling down they would just jump up and catch it in their mouth...like this.."
*proceeds to jump up high in air gnashing teeth*
Shortly after..
"what the fuck..."
as i looked around at a bemused audience of about 15 strangers.
and thats how I got the nickname for the night of "The Fisherman".
 
Things someone said to me, that only made sense when I was rolling?
"Wow! This is an awesome feeling! Im going to eat these pills every day!"
 
lol, a while ago, at the club, a girl I hadn't seen in about two years was sitting next to me. I had just dyed my hair and it had that fresh shiny, "sparkly" look to it.
<girl>"Your hair... it's sooo dark, and shiny... and it sparkles... your hair... it's .... the UNIVERSE"
<me>"does it have planets?"
<girl>"of course - it's the UNIVERSE!!!
I then proceeded to run to all of my friends and tell them hey, guess what, my hair is the entire fuckin universe guys! How cool is that?
:D :D :D oh jesus, good times...
 
Last time I took a large dose of MDA i walked around telling people i was one with myself and that i couldnt look at the moon cuz it was moving towards me.
 
Ok, most of you may not find this interesting at all, but I cant stop laughing about this when I think back.
Me and my friends have always had a word to describe that feeling while on X, when you cant complete a simple thought or sentence. We call that being "stuck". Well, one nite while coming down off some rolls with my future grlfriend, I decided to explain this theory with her. We talked about being "stuck" for over 4 hours, at this point I realized we were stuck on "stuck"......guess you had to be there....lmfao
 
Funny things to do on anything:
1. Throwing snickers off the roof at your clueless friends.
2. Imagining throwing your cat/dog off the roof and having it spontaneously combust.
3. Running out the door and yelling colors at passing cars.
4. Going to Wal-Mart at 1:00am and riding the wheelchair.
5. Watching porn! (any kind will do)
 
I actually had candy flipped when i looked at my sister with starry eyes and stated: Casey, you are a picture cut out of a magazine... and pasted into a different magazine..."
Everyone in the room just paused, then hit the floor in hysterics because i looked so serious about it.
I still to this day try and work out what the fuck was going on in my head when i said that...
~Chik
 
I remember one time I had taked a couple of tabz and was with my friend Mouse, needless to say we were both zapped out of our minds, and all I could understand was that she was in a mousetrap and couldn't get out. Next thing I know some friends of mine came over and got scared because we were too throwed and left. To this day the whole mousetrap things vexes me.
 
k i've got a few
My friend Jess on her first roll - "Ohmygod the lasers are so beautiful i want to marry one, hold on can i eat it instead?"
In the line for the toilets at a rave, with a mirror opposite me and my three friends in skimpy hot pants and kickers - "Ohmygod look at those fucking sluts...oh hold on thats us." POINT AT THE MIRROR AND SHOUT "slut!"
To one of those best friend faceless people at a rave "Would u like to sniff my tubey thing with the smelly stuff" (the stuck theory, i was searching for the word "vicks")
To the cloakroom lady "This is my ticket, its a black coat that wraps around my skin, like another layer of skin...yes its my skin coat."
 
"OMG... she threw the chair and the pool in the table."
I was trying to say she threw chair and the table into the pool.
OR
"I am a beaner with a big weener"
One of my friends was passed out and suddenly
jumped up and said
"I just rembered the in howdey dudey difference with the thing and the maverk"
He passed out a few seconds later.
I am sure there is more but I cant remember it right now.
 
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