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they would be SOOO lucky to find you... (merged)

this ones hard! im going to be qucik and do what jumps to my head

I see the best in people. im genuinly optimistic. im extremely open-minded. i can laugh at myself (you have to when your me). im a deep thinker (love it or hate it). im responsible. im my own person. i care very deeply indeed for the people i care about. Il help you before il help myself. Believe lifes to short to hold grudges. im comfortable with how i look (finally)but modest. i blush easily.
 
- I'm controversial
- I smile a lot
- I don't think I'm that intelligent; I know and recognize I've got a lot to learn - even if I am declared smarter than some
- I'm sociable, but am at least equally as comfortable being alone
- To add something paradoxical to the mix; I adore crazy people who have a good grasp of reality
- The above said, I've got bizarre sexual fetishes [they've been with me since childhood] that would be fun and fresh with the right guy
- I'm spontaneous
- I'm happy to eat pizza 5 nights a week, even though my preference would be Japanese
- I just bought an awesome new bedroom suite, complete with a visco-elastic [aka memory foam] mattress. comfort factor = HIGH
- I'm viewed as very attractive, yet am somewhat tom-boyish
- The idea of being your servant as you watch the footy appeals to me
- I love wrestling with my boy [whoever he may be! ;)]
- I like myself enough these days to recognize that I'm looking for my male duplicate
- I have equal respect [or disrespect] for people no matter where they sit on the income echelon, pending strongly on their value system, and whether I feel it's morally/ ethically correct. I cannot date someone who, at the core, I feel is a jerk. Whether they're rich or poor.
- My Vajayjay is always neat and shaved, no matter how long we've been together
- Can easily forgive peccadilloes, and by the same token, never become malevolent; even re: the big shit.

That will do...
 
Doppelganger said:
- I don't think I'm that intelligent; I know and recognize I've got a lot to learn - even if I am declared smarter than some
Click to expand...
^^ just had to point out -->> it's intelligence, recognizing that you have a lot to learn :)
 
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I'm short
I'm a little fat
My eyes are too close together
I have big ears
I have a very small white weiner
I'm depressed and boring
I'm 28 and live at home with my mom and sister
I don't have a job
I cry when I watch chick flicks
I have no goals

I am a real catch. Don't hate, congratulate!
 
This is me!

In this post I'm venturing into 'Ego' and 'Id' - why not, this thread what's it all about!!!

I am incredibly caring and have a great empathy for others

I have an enquiring mind, always open to others' point of view and willing to discuss them, equally if they are opposing to mine;

I seek to understand the multitude of others' perspectives - the spiritual, intellectual, and all in between; all the aspects that make us unique.

I believe I have a great deal to offer others - equally I believe others can offer me enlightening insights - my mind is open.

I am of the intellectual and emotional bent. My mix of this makes me a special to those that indeed see me for who I truly am.

I believe I have an inner and outer beauty, I will admit I have (not only my opinion) a unique and potent attractiveness. My eyes can invoke a special invocation (windows to the soul indeed). I am very petite, 5" and 56 kg's, hourglass with curves in all the right places!

I have an 'outside the square' quirk to me, I thank my parents for their unconventional upbringing.

I am a loyal friend and partner. When in a devoted relationship I will be there for my man & friends - as long as the circumstances have a positive and constructive outcome, even if this takes some work, I'll stick by you.

I have special and unique qualities that make me a real catch for someone who can admire and appreciate my mind, body and soul.

I am a sensuous, may I say - remarkable and caring lover. This is apparent in brief encounters (more or less behind me now), although especially in an intimate relationship - the right Man will see the true me.

I am entirely financially self sufficient - Own my property and am in the final stages of my University degree. Ambitious and independent!

I have generally have a high self esteem (subject to the usual ups and downs all of us go through pertaining to the 'human condition' we all experience).

The best is ahead of me!

I know my man is there for me, somewhere, for us to find each other.

X Isis
 
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SO...This Is Why I'm Hot

*I've got a bangin' bod. I'm tall and skinny and I've got luscious dark brown curls with brown eyes. I'm b-e-a-uuuutiful %)

*I'm spiritual. I love to open my mind to knew things...I'm not afraid to experience anything of interest to myself.

*I love acid. I love "becoming one" with my boyfriend. I love tripping....

*I'm a nice person to everyone, unless you're an idiot.

*I love to help people if they need it.

*I'm very very ambitious. I plan to do well in the future.

*I love to learn. I learn something new from every little thing that happens to me

*I'm open minded and optimistic.

*I'll fuck your brains out.....5 times in a row and love every minute of it!

*If I'm in the right mood, I can give amazing head.

*I'll still be the happiest girl in the world just to lay in bed doing nothing all day with my man, as long as he's by my side!

*I love affection and I love giving it.

*I love being in nature....lounging around while stoned.

*I'm pretty patient.

*I love to go out and have fun but at the same time I'm pretty chill and layed back.

*I LOVE to dance, and I love a man who loves to dance with me =D

*I love to love my man to the fullest!

uhm, that's all I can think of right now.
 
im a good listener

i am very open minded

i have a very silly, random sense of humor a lot of people like

i have a rather nice body even though i dont work out

im not jealous, unless theres really a reason to be

i have a lot of time for my girl

i dont cage people up, i give them lots of freedom

i love cuddling ;)

i let girls know when im enjoying sex. very vocal, twitchy, etc

i am 100% loyal

im usually a rather happy, lively person, but never when i dont feel happy

im a good drunk
 
If I love you, I'll do whatever you want, when you want, and however you want it done...even if it's waxing your car or your back hair.

Hopefully, if I love you, you won't have back hair.
 
I'm intelligent,
laid back,
modest and humble,
confident & not arrogant.,
mixture of being social and quiet,
trustable & for the most part, honest,
good listener,
people like my smile,
humorous,
open minded,
nonjudgemental,
give good massages,
indecisive (yes, i'll go along for a majority of things),
i don't make a big deal out of things,
Passive,
likes to have fun,
i've been told i'm cute.

i think this comes to a conclusion.
 
Because I gots bedroom and accounting skillz. Plus my rates are quite reasonable and I accept payment in cuddles. ;)
 
im a supa hot bitch with big ass titties blond blueyed will give head for any drug (including diph) jizz in my orifices g-dammit! jizz n my infections i will be your whore i like odins wife frig! six feet tall get ya frig on with me gentalemen! me SO hORNY no man can resist me! EXPLOIT ME! TAKE A DUMP ON MY CHEST! TAKE A BIG OL' DUMP ON MY CHEST! i can take it as long as someone simulataneously sticks a dick up my ass. Furtherrmore i enjoy bdsm with multiple dilido chains and whips. RAPE ME!
 
I'm gorgeous
I'll try anything once
I love being naughty
I love sex
I have perfect, perky B breasts
I have a perfect (no meat curtains) tight coog
I have a very proportionate face and body
I'm thin but curvy in the right places (small waist, big hips)
I'm smart as fuck (haha)
I love video games!!
I love the taste of cum
I'm sweet and quiet on the outside, with a hidden wild side
I'm a lady on the streets but a freak in the sheets
I have silver/green eyes that light up the night
I have a perfect full mouth
I have long legs and a gorgeous bum
I LOVE ECSTASY
I'm outgoing and energetic
I'm faithful
I'm secure with myself and not afraid to tell everyone how beautiful I am...inside and out.
I'm perfect

Simple as that ;]
 
i look weird
i have shit hair that's going prematurely grey
i used to have bad acne and my face (and body) still bears the remnants
i used to be empathatic but i've realised this is a cold world and don't give a fuck about nobody but myself now
i'm getting a little chubby around the middle
i'm overly sensitive - a wayward comment can play in my mind for days
i suspect i suffer from a range of mental illnesses

all this and people (even really hot girls) still like me.. so i guess i'm worthwhile afterall?
 
I'm a pretty nice guy

I don't judge people

I know how to be romantic cos I'm a Pisces

I love to party and have been known to be quite mischievous

I love animals which is why I'm studying to be a vet

I will ALWAYS try new things

If people have things to say, I will shut up and listen

If I have things to say, I will say it out loud
 
I'm attractive (yes vanity tops the list, so sue me)
I'm intelligent
I'm going to be a doctor (at some point)
I'm motivated and driven
I'm funny
I'm charming and smooth
I have an excellent eye for style
I have excellent taste in just about everything
I'm eccentric (be that good or bad)
I'm artistic (excellent writer, shitty painter)
I'm carved out of wood physically and tough as nails psychologically
I'm one of the single greatest friends anyone could ask for.

Yet I'm perpetually single, oh well these things happen.
 
Im fucking hot as hell.
Im self confident.
Im cocky as fuck. (women love a cocky man ;))
Im honest.
Im true.
I fuck for hours on end.
I can be strong enough for both of us even in times of weakness.
Im hella popular.
I make fun of myself.
I can make any woman feel like the only person in the world even in the middle of a club.
Everyone knows my name. (You have no clue how many women get off everyone knowing their boyfriend :D)
Everyone respects or fears me.
I have a very handsome smile.
Im strong.
I do love.
 
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