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they would be SOOO lucky to find you... (merged)

Me:

I'm happy
I'm sweet
I'm Tall and Blonde ;)
I'm Athletic
I'm not afraid of getting into with the guys at a football game.
I love tailgating with well anyone:)
I'm honest and dont cheat on the person I am with
I dont care if i have to suffer threw a few war movies.
I am motivated but not to the point of annoyance.
I dont care what most people think of me.
I like to help the less fortunate. Finacially, and Physically
I love to sit down and talk with the older generation.
I'm good at fixing peoples problems if i can at all.
I am a wild girl in bed.
But a good girl on the outside
I look very innocent but not.
I am very trusting when the situation allows me to be.
I cook very well and almost always have dinner waiting for my man when he gets home.
I am a huge girl dork ;)
-Littlemissmorbid-

I am not morbid at all..
 
You would be stocked to have me because

* i dont give a fuck what ppl think
* and consequently i dont give a fuck what you do... hey we're all capable of making our own decisions... having said that... i will be there if you need me (read - fuck up and need osme help)
* I do drugs, and am very liberal with my ideas
* I'm great entertainment fun to be around
* i can pull the piss outa myself
* I love giving head
* I can stand spending time alone or in a group
* im honest
* Fun to go out with
* Have a strong intellect and academic background... can talk about almost any topic
* My life motto is I will try anything once
* Not bad looking... :) not the best either
* Not pre-occupied with materialistic shit
* money, status, class, colour and job does not bother me
* good taste in music, books and films (hehe well i think i do)

* perhaps a tad Narcissistic ... hehehe
 
* Smart as hell. Got a job as a software engineer in the VoIP market right out of high school based on merits alone, in an industry that was recently firing 7,500 people in this city alone each week.

* Very open minded. Plenty of room for kink.

* Tall - 6'3". Height/weight proportionate.

* Long hair - well past my shoulders, but I let it fall and flow naturally. I noticed lately that a lot of guys are doing this, but I've gotten numerous comments about how most guys can't pull it off but I can.

* I too consume psychedelics. As for E, I've never had anything but extremely pure MDMA/MDA, and I tend to prefer sources of such quality for everything. Thanks to my job, I can afford to horde such things.

* Lots of interests. I love to read - I'm buried under stacks of books. I'm a capable mechanic interested in fast Japanese cars (no rice). Current project is an RB25DET+240sx. I love movies.

* I am stubborn, but in a good way - I cut a path of my own, and though I got bruised as hell, I know who I am and who I want to be.

* I've never been unfaithful in my life, and I don't believe I'd be capable of it. Sex is awesome, but love is the most important thing to me.

* Strong moral code. I'm not religious, but I believe in being genuine to a fellow man.
 
mmmk, update on this one.....

-I have a real sweet smile and usually a friendly attitude
-I have dreads but they usually smell good (except when they smell of smoke from the night before). Oh, and I've heard that my hair is really good for tugging on during rough sex ;)
-I'm artistic
-I'm laidback, and often get told that I'm such a calming and soothing influence- however I do go completely wild sometimes, especially when I'm with close friends
-I am a huge pervert (that's a good thing, right?)
-I'm from a multicultural background, have a home in both Europe and Africa. I'll take you to meet my mother one day and we can go on safaris and visit the Victoria Falls.
- I always try to put myself in other people's shoes.
-I love dancing.
-I will enjoy everything you cook for me (since I don't cook =D beggars can't be choosers)
-I'll probably let you put it in my ass. Especially if we're watching one of my hardcore porn movies.
-I prefer giving head to getting it and won't mind much if I'm giving more than getting.
-I'm caring, loving and compassionate
-I try to avoid drama unless it means compromising my basic principles
-There's a good chance I'll learn to like the kind of music you do, if I don't already- with a few exceptions, I can appreciate most things.
 
^you forgot to mention that you enjoy fantasy.

after reading that + what i already know about you
i'd say that you're almost my vision of the perfect girl......

just would have to politically radicalize you, and that'd be easy enough given your openmindedness :)
 
what a great topic!!!!! hmmmmmm.....

I'm fun,
spontaneous,
happy,
honest,
bubbly,
spunky,
a good friend,
good in bed,
little ( 5 feet tall!!),
adventurous,
lovable,
cuddly ,
funny ( or so I think, HAHA!),
compassionate,
educated,
open-minded,
hapa,
a good wingwoman,
travelled






I also....
tell it like it is,
have a good sense of style,
can cook,
have an infectous laugh,
can make my own decisions,
like sports,
love to try new things,
can get along with anyone no matter how different we may seem.





=D =D =D
 
I'm a vegan...which means even if your dog/cat/hamster...whatever, is an asshole who wants to rip off my hand, I will pour loving adoration over the beast.

I am an amazing kickass vegan baker and I use my loved ones and friends as guinea pigs for new recipes. People prefer my vegan baked goods to the "regular" stuff anyday.

I'm intelligent, but humble enough to know that you could teach me something.

I'm a chick who skydives!

I'm a chick who skydives and a chick whose knees still shake while standing in line for a rollercoaster.

I will not say "Ew" and make foul sounds of disgust if I catch you picking your nose. We all do it, just don't wipe your booger under the sofa cushion or on me.

I always smell delicious! (even after a long sweaty bike ride)

I have a quirky way of eating gummy bears.

I can drink tequila and not end the night lying naked on the floor.

I can drink tequila and end the night lying naked in bed! =D

I love without abandon.

I have access to an Atari system and can kick your ass in Stampede.

I've got pierced nipples.

I can knit you a scarf.

I give amazing hugs, because I mean it when I give them.
 
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I treat people with respect and get along well with most people...

I'm a caring/loving sort of person...

Always try to keep an open mind....

I'm honest...

I would never even think of cheating on the person im with..

I am not easily influenced by others around me...

I can sing/write...

I'm not arrogant...

I'm polite...

Try my best to be relaxed/easy going in life...

I like making people feel better...

I don't start stupid fights over something pointless...

I learn from mistakes of the past...

I allow people to have the same freedom I would want(used to be too controlling)...

Willing to find new ways of enjoying life and enjoy it as much as i can...

Might add more later but that's it for me now. :)
 
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I am smart, in a sense. I can talk and teach Foucault, Marx, Gramsci, Dewey coherently.

At the same time, I'm not much of a dick about the above.

I can listen.

I am rather slow to anger.

I can cook.

I am moderately physically attractive.

ebola
 
-I'm the spitting image of tall, dark and handsome
-My body is very proportional and its as if all clothes were made to fit me.
-I'm extremely athletic and am too good at ice hockey and waterpolo for my own good.
-I tan very easily and hold color really well
-I have a lip ring
-I'm very loyal
-I'm smart and witty
-I can go down on a girl like nobody's business
-It's almost ridiculous how easily girls orgasm with me during sex
-I can cook
-I always seem to find a way to make ends meet
-I graduated from UCLA
-I'm a very good listener
-I would never dream of cheating on someone
-I love to read
-I'm really good at crossword puzzles
-I don't get worked up about stupid shit
 
-I'm intelligent
-I am the most genuine, kind person I know, have ever known, and believe I will ever know
-don't like cuddling when trying to sleep, I like my space and I give you yours
-I'm experienced, both in bed and in life
-love masturbating and am not afraid to admit it or tell you exactly what I do to turn myself on
-have fucking amazing breasts
-quite capable of supporting myself and don't want anyone else to do it for me
-fix things around the house on my own
-very modest and humble ... so this is quite uncomfortable ;)
-i have goals and the motivation to reach them
-have the cutest cheeks and nice, full lips
-i can have fun in almost any situation
-i would never cheat
-i am passionate
-i'm just strange enough to be interesting
-i'm generally very patient and know how to bite my tongue and use the power of silence, but i'm not afraid to tell it like it is if need be either
-love learning
-am shy, but hold those that are close to me in the highest regard
-have freckles
-know who i am and don't change for anyone other than myself
 
-I'm intelligent
-I'm well educated
-I'm honest to a fault
-I'm extremely trustworthy
-I get along with everyone
-I'm extremely open-minded
-I get off on pleasing my partner
-My family is wealthy
-I have a good sense of humor
-I'm thoughtful
-I don't get possessive or jealous
-I'm known for performing random acts of oral sex throughout the day without warning
-I'm a very laid back person
-I'm ambitious
-I'm a closet freak
-I met Tony Danza once
 
* My eyes and hair are physically my strong points, i think. Dark brown/black hair and dark green eyes that sometimes change to turquoise. I've been told that looking into my eyes made someone feel high. :) My hair is wavy/curly and falls over my bewbies and stops just under the bottom of my ribcage.

* My curves are pretty dangerous too ;)

* I'm a fire-cracker in bed, and more importantly, i'm going to tell you exactly what i like, how i like it and where i like it. I expect you to do the same... I'm old enough now to realise men actually find that a turn-on. I love having sex - all kinds of sex.

* I don't take myself too seriously, at all. I can fuck-around with the best of them, and my husband's friends like the fact that i'm not a princess. I love taking the piss out of myself, and i seriously think i should have been on a skit show, i can totally make a fool of myself and have no worries about it.

* In that way, though, i'm a bit of a walking contradiction - i love glamming up every so often, and am just as comfortable in a pair of kick-arse heels (which my legs/feet look amazing in ;)) tripping the light fantastic, as i am in a pair of thongs, no makeup, wiping my arse with a bunch of leaves, while bush-camping. I'm a girly-girl tom-boy, if that makes sense.

* I learnt how to cook from my nonna and mother, and can bake up a storm, as well as a whole heap of yummy dishes - good, Italian food (among other cuisines)

* If you're sick or if you're hurt, i will really want to look after you and play nurse (sponge-bath and daily gobby included =D)

* Essentially i'm a good listener and i'm very considerate. I'm more than happy to pick you up from the pub or the airport if you've been away.

* I've been told that, as far as feet go, mine are great. Totally not manky, no lumps or weird bunyons or corns, and i've been told that i have really cute toes. I like my feet. ;)

* I'm a great kisser, i know when it's time for tongue, soft lips, or hungry frenchies.

That was really hard... much harder than the other thread! :\
 
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