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they would be SOOO lucky to find you... In BIZZARO LAND (merged).

Bumpity bump of another classic for the new folks and new mods.

Add "can't leave work at work and constantly stresses about things she cannot control" to my list. I try not to be exasperating, but my job is on my mind a lot. I need to work on that. :)
 
-I can seem cold/unemotional/disconnected at times
-I seem like an asshole if I don't know you
-I like picking my nose
-I love the internet and all things computer related
-When I'm drunk I talk shit
-I'm not particularly nice to people I don't know
-I'm lazy when it comes to things I'm not super interested in
-I've only ever opened up emotionally to a few people ever
-I have social anxiety with people I don't know
-I hate clubs/bars
-I can't dance
-I'm a homebody
-I love drugs
-I don't find Asian people attractive at all (despite being half-Asian)
-I have no problem burning bridges

I'm sure there's plenty more to add to this in the future...
 
If you want to dump a girl after a couple of dates talk constantly about your:

tool collection
gun collection
dead animals on the wall
car collection
motorcycle collection
fishing trips
hunting trips
porn collection
 
-i'm a procrastinator
-i'm shy, but people always tell me that i come across as stuck up instead
-i have horrible social anxiety around people i don't know
-i generally don't approach new people
-my weight fluctuates from way too skinny to overweight in short amounts of time due to health issues
-i hate going to clubs
-i don't dance because i can't dance and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise
-i catch myself judging people who are supported by their parents because i've had to work so hard for everything, but i appreciate the fact that i have
-i give people so many chances, then i totally cut them out of my life - completely - this includes family members
-i am not close with my family and don't like most of them at all
 
I have been known to be obsessive, though only if you push me to an extent

I have anxiety

Have been known to talk about stupid meaningless shit like it means something

I can fall into negative thinking patterns a bit too easily depending on whether i
trust you or not

I haven't lived a very 'normal' life

I'm not that tall(5'6''..)

Can get jealous easily

Don't always get what i need to do done
 
-I'm very sarcastic
-I'm a skinny white boy
-I let people take advantage of me
-I get psychotic when I party too much
-I'm a stubborn mother fucker
-I'd rather play video games than have sex with you
-I have no respect for authority
-I'd rather stab my brain with a Q-tip than listen to any type of urban or country music
-I'll judge you
-I can be dismissive
-I procrastinate
-I love making inappropriate jokes at inappropriate times
 
I do drugs
I will leave you in mid sentence to smoke a cigarette
I drink alcohol in excess
I will dismantle your concept of organized religion
I dont like to shower
I wont go to a club
I will go out with people and not tell you when ill be back
I leave the toilet seat up
I didnt meet tony danza....EVER
 
hahaha where to start!

- i procrastinate regularly
- Im terribly anxious in a lot of situations
- im very indecisive
- i confuse people (not on purpose, i just seem to)
- i have a bit of a guilt complex
- im clumsy and awkward
- i laugh too much to the point its wierd
- im addicted to the internet
- I dont like to "talk about things" so if im angry or upset il avoid it - we all know what happens when we avoid things:\
 
* I'm told that i go off on tangents when i talk to people
* I'm horridly indecisive, for example: it took me 45 minutes to choose what to have from the Chinese take-away the other night.
* I can be irrational, jealous, cold, firey, sulky & i hold a grudge (I put it down to the Sicilian blood)
* I have endometriosis, and suffer terrible cramps every month, so am not much fun to be around. I also expect you to look after me when i'm crampy, and bring me pain-killers and hot-water bottles.
* I ramble. Alot.
* I don't stick up for myself enough... Someone can be saying quite nasty and derogatory things to me... either directly or by insinuating it, and i won't say anything, even though i know what they are doing. Then i get upset at myself because i didn't say anything, so not only did they get away with it, in my mind, they think i'm dense because i've "obviously" not caught on. :\
* I burn bridges very well, and cut people off easily.
* I talk over my husband too much and don't let him speak. This is one, though, that i've worked on, and have recently realised where this stems from. :(
* I look in the mirror way too much. Not due to vanity, but due to picking on things i'd like to change about myself. :\
 
- i hate when people have themselves all figured out )because 1. they're too young to know who they are and 2. i'm jealous...)
- i will never lose an argument.
- im ALWAYS late. no matter where im going
- I complain about things i could easily change
- im lazy sometimes and have too much energy other times
- i like drugs WAY more than i want to like drugs.
- I play counter strike at least 5 times a week.
- I've never cheated on my girlfriend but i've thought about it just a few times.
- whatever im doing is much moire important than whatever you're doing. no matter what.
- I am clingy but i'll probably treat you like shit at some point.

i just made myself sad...:(
 
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