they would be SOOO lucky to find you... In BIZZARO LAND (merged).

[goodgirl]

jelous
protective
a bitch
dont care about anything
mean at times
......god i hate addimiting all this...
opinionated
want everything my way
stuburn

 

[clip14]

yeah forgot the part about being an asshole/bitch. but thats true with everyone. eveery guy is an asshole. every girl is a bitch. thats just life and reality.

 

[[S]alvatore]

I don't give a shit who you are, but if you wake me up before I am ready to get up, I will yell the shit out of you.

 

[MooShiE]

Pfft

Im too perfect for this thread!!!!!

 

[mariacallas]

^^wrong thread

I smell like food all the time and i look like a cuttlefish when I wake up.

 

[glitterbizkit]

k, update:

I'm needy and desperate for affection but usually too proud and shy to show it. Just don't get me really drunk if you don't want to see the emotional sentimental part of me.

I can be a social retard at times. At least I feel that way, but it could just be low self-esteem talking.

Can be indecisive.

Have little motivation. And I can be laaaaazy, you'd have to use a lot of effort to convince me to get up and going and do stuff (unless it involves drinking, drug-taking, or sex)

I hate fighting. Sometimes I do almost anything to avoid conflict. I'm not really a pushover- I used to be, but I've worked on that part of myself- but I still will find a way to avoid conflict.

 

[_a_A_C_c_]

Originally posted by alvatore
I don't give a shit who you are, but if you wake me up before I am ready to get up, I will yell the shit out of you.

*i am the same way. its a good thing my alarm clock has no feelings
*i am stubborn... if one person wants something, and i want something else, i don't see why a decent solution should be me giving into them...
*i'm very defensive if i think i will get hurt. and will try to hurt the other person before they hurt me.
*i bottle emotions up inside of me and refuse to tell people what is wrong.
*the previous two things make having an argument with me really challenging
*i am very competitive and like to follow rules exactly when playing games
*my moods can change at any time and usually not for the better

 

[Temporal Incident]

k, update:

I'm needy and desperate for affection but usually too proud and shy to show it. Just don't get me really drunk if you don't want to see the emotional sentimental part of me.

I can be a social retard at times. At least I feel that way, but it could just be low self-esteem talking.

Can be indecisive.

Have little motivation. And I can be laaaaazy, you'd have to use a lot of effort to convince me to get up and going and do stuff (unless it involves drinking, drug-taking, or sex)

I hate fighting. Sometimes I do almost anything to avoid conflict. I'm not really a pushover- I used to be, but I've worked on that part of myself- but I still will find a way to avoid conflict.

.........are you talking about me??

also, something that's helped me a lot was to realize that laziness is simply not being motivated in ways that other people want you to be........

it's really a sign of strong character, if you ask me!

 

[Temporal Incident]

well i was gonna post, but gb's description of herself works just as well.

let me just add that I sometimes rant angrily about social problems, especially when there's an interested audience.

..........and especially when everyone is drubk. that's when Tom and I dare to approach the Republicans

 

[dickrenegade]

yeah

[trolling]

 

[chandler]

Unlucky?

- I'm distant. Even after 9 months with the current GF, I still completely lack any ability to open up to her about anything personal.
- Generally, I will blow off the GF to party.
- I absolutely loathe going out (as in bars/clubs/etc.) with my s/o. It dampens the night if they're there.
- I'm apathetic. I don't care if she's talking to another guy, or dancing with him.
- I'm condescending.
- I'm the opposite of clingy. Whatever the hell that is.
- Narcissistic.
- I lack self-control when under the influence. We know what that means...
- Self destructive personality.
- I'm unbelievably lazy with anything other than my job. Relationships, uni, cleaning, etc, I really couldn't be fucked. But I'll stay at the office til 10pm without blinking.
- I'm manipulative, horribly so.
- Vain. I spend far too much time in the mirror. This one could be good or bad.
- Don't even bother starting an argument with me (if you're *with* me).
- Pretentious


God, this list is getting huge. No doubt my *good* qualities list would be like three things.

 

[chity]

- I worry and obsess more about stupid, pointless things than anyone else I know

- I snap at people when I'm stressed, even when they're being nice to me

- I complain about other people's mess, then don't clean up my own, then get cranky because I can't find my things

- I'm very, very competitive about board games

- I get too involved in work and study, to the point of making myself miserable and a pain to be around, yet refuse to acknowledge when its making me unhappy

- I'm impatient with people that can't manage their finances

- I refuse to tell anyone my problems, even when they consume me to the point of breaking me down

- I'm not romantic, and I burp openly

- I hoard bulbs and don't like to share

- I can't drive

- I can't cook

- I can't roll my own joints




.......I do however give great head :D

 

[Shnouzerpuff]

I am -

Arrogant
Narcissistic
Moody

But other than that I am fucking awesome.

 

[^Pipit^]

I'm

bossy/demanding
grumpy when I feel like it
a heavy smoker
stubborn
egocentric

... seemingly, quite a catch!

 

[thinkingwelfare]

Hmmm I am;

* Clingy * Over analysing
* opinionated * Apathetic
* Stubbourn * Over involved
* Lazy * Unsure
* Arrogant * cocky
* A bit over weight * Stlye-less
* Take drugs * Unmotivated
* Moody * Emotionally supressed
* Bossy * demanding

Hmmm,
Now im going to wallow

 

[littleone]

okay..

I'm

- very vain

- impatient

- spoilt

- a hideous drunk

- extremely fidgety

- snobby. especially about clothes.

- very flirty

- I talk constantly.

- I've got a terrible temper.

and

- I change my mind constantly, and i often dont make any sense at all. Like if you've called me then i'll be pissed off that you're calling to often, and if you havent called i'll be pissed off that you're not paying me enough attention.

 

[wizekrak]

I'm moody
I'm emotionally unstable (little things can push me eitherway, depending on how I feel)
I'm Superficial
I can be distant
I have a hard time letting people in (I put up walls subconsciously)
I'm very picky about most things in life
I can be arrogant at times
Prone to periods of intense self loathing
I'm vain
I don't really care about the well being of others in general (there are some exceptions)
I think I need money and power to buy love
I could have a better face
I could have a better physique
I could be taller
I have a receding hairline (still looks decent)
I can be an asshole without knowing it
I'm half drunk right now
I'm a shitty dancer

 

[FreakAliciousCYN]

-I will never date an asian guy and I hate hanging out w/other asians (but I am asian)

-I'm spoiled by my parents and I enjoy every bit of it

-I'm insecure and I trash talk other girls if they make me feel insecure

-I love having sex and I get moody when I want it

-I am a gamer geek and I enjoy the special attention I get from gamer guys

-I have a bad habit of spoiling guys that I am interested in

-I spend money like I have it (when I really dont)

-I'm an abercrombie and fitch and hollister whore. enough said.

-I am scared of being poor

-I take 3 showers a day

-I secretly enjoy being emo

-the internet is my best friend

-I enjoy being in fetish clothing, mainly b/c I think I look better half naked

-I'm a very jealous girl but I rarely show it

-I love being complimented and told that I'm beautiful

-I will never date anyone w/messed up teeth or dirty shoes

-I will never be with someone that has an ugly car

-I can be very snobby at times and critical of others if they dont meet up to my standards

-I'm very sociable but I am good at being fake when needed to be

-I dont really care for hispanic music and I'm not afraid to say so

-I'm very outspoken and I dont give a fuck about other people's opinions

-I am proud to be a Republican

-I enjoy being told secrets and I love gossip

-I am internet savvy to the point that I can stalk someone w/the tip of their aim screen name. I can and will dish up the dirt on you if you fuck w/me or my friends

-I stalk people on myspace and livejournal

-I pretend to show interest in guys that I'm not attracted to just to get material things out of them

-I'm pretty and I know it.

-I have a way w/words to make people emotionally fucked up

-I know how to suck up to teachers and I flirt with the hot ones

-I want to have sex with a married man

-I will never have sex unless my legs are shaved

-I shave my cooch bald

-I love having sex with other people watch and I would like to do it more often

-I stopped doing esctasy but I secretly crave it all the time

-living in South Fla has caused me to have an extereme hatred for high maintance hispanic girls

-I enjoy saying racial slurs

-I have the perfection of cutting people out of my life and never looking back

-I can make friends easily but I have a hard time building strong friendships

-I am bi-curious and I rather make out with girls than guys

-my most recent goal includes finding a cute bisexual girl to have a 3some with me and my best guy friend

-the majority of people consider me ditzy but I'm exteremly smart and I got a 1300 on my SATS.

-I'm a good listener and compassionate about my friend's problems but if they ever fuck me over then I can be a total bitch

-I have a program that saves aim conversions b/c I'm neurotic like that

-I enjoy getting hickies if they are from a guy I'm interested in

 

[iLoveYouWithaKnife]

I absolutely hate sound on a computer.

 

[Wacky]

- I change my mind constantly, and i often dont make any sense at all.

Don't worry,that goes for all females,he,he,he................