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There's alot of cool shit I want.

CHiLD-0F-THE-BEAT said:
The sterling silver ones aren't, but the gold or gold+jewels are crazy expensive. Lucky I only wear silver. :p
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My brother said it was silver and it cost $50, but maybe it was more than one. Stuff like that is too much of commitment for me :p

Eggman; who knows! It may well have been a passive aggressive "don't leave things laying around", but then again she paid him the money to buy a replacement so that would be a little weird. You were probably joking anyway.
 
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Play Your Cards Right massage bar.

Description:
Introducing the new PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT massage bar, especially designed for a playful Valentine’s Day! Made with softening cocoa butter and shea butter to moisturise and scented with the evocative Sex Bomb fragrance, a blend of the most potent aphrodisiacs around – jasmine absolute; clary sage and ylang ylang. All warming to the emotions and seductive to the senses … play your cards right with this little trick and you’ll be sure to bring the house down!
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Business Time massage bar.

Description:
Oh yeah, you know what I’m talking about. Business Time was inspired by Flight of the Conchords, New Zealand’s “Fourth most popular guitar-based digi-bongo acapella-rap-funk-comedy folk duo” they say. If you haven’t heard them yet, do please look them up and buy all their DVDs because they are supremely funny. Business Time for Flight of the Conchords is Wednesday night, the night they usually make love because on Tuesdays they usually go to her Mother’s and he teaches her to use the video again, but only if she’s not busy working on her team-building exercise. You know it’s Business Time when you’re down to your socks. It’s made with melty shea and cocoa butters with almond and coconut oils and scented with terrifyingly expensive rose, fennel and lavender essential oils to make this massage the ideal preparation for well… business time. Anyway, the Business Time Massage Bar is quite small, enough for two good massages – so that should last a year then.
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..because having four massage bars in the fridge is not nearly enough. :p
 
I want one of those Chrysler pimp mobiles (you know, the gangster looking cars) with a Bentley grill on the front of it. I passed one out the front of a restaurant near me about a year ago, been lusting after it ever since.
 
I know, right! It's busy, and there are heaps of threads and stuff! Crazy town!! ;)
 
^ Are you white?
If so, leave the John Butler dome aspirations to someone else.
Dreadlocks don't work without an additional gimmick.
 
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