The Wine List

[Sadie]

If you thought I would use cooking wine and not a decent bottle you're kidding yourself. Cheap wine is only good for the kids table at xmas

Back this shit up a minute....

You went from using Bacardi ( RUM ) to speaking of using cheap plonk in a risotto...

1. the two aren't the same
2. You obviously cannot make a risotto!

 

[One Thousand Words]

You obviously missed the post three up comparing Barcardi and wine. If you want to ride my arse that badly at least offer a proper reach around

 

[BigG]

I guess then Sammy, drinking wine whilst listening to French dance musci would imply an arsehole the size of a tennis ball? Haha! ?

 

[Sadie]

Trust me, yours is not the arse I wish to be riding.

I will however bow my head to the fact that I missed that comment. I actually thought you made risotto with bacardi. I suppose that shows how daft I am and how much I think of you.

 

[One Thousand Words]

We all know the size of your saddle. Apology accepted

 

[Sadie]

We all know the size of your saddle. Apology accepted

That, dear boy, you do not.

 

[Nom de Plume]

If you thought I would use cooking wine and not a decent bottle you're kidding yourself. Cheap wine is only good for the kids table at xmas

Cooking with alcohol? Wow, this is news to me. I always thought you just drank it. It must be a cultural thing. Does cooking with wine still function to get one as drunk as with plainly drinking it? If not, what is this purpose of 'cooking wine'? Does it just enhance a food's flavor or something? Seems like a waste of a potentially good time, I think. I'd much rather have grody or savorless food if it means I can still have something potent to fill my cup and quiet my concerns. Besides, any execrable meal can be made at least edible if one is adequately drunk, I find.

 

[BigG]

Trust me, yours is not the arse I wish to be riding.

I will however bow my head to the fact that I missed that comment. I actually thought you made risotto with bacardi. I suppose that shows how daft I am and how much I think of you.

You don't like OTW then Sadie?

Unless you meant me?.. I hope not cos I like you

 

[One Thousand Words]

Cooking with alcohol? Wow, this is news to me. I always thought you just drank it. It must be a cultural thing. Does cooking with wine still function to get one as drunk as with plainly drinking it? If not, what is this purpose of 'cooking wine'? Does it just enhance a food's flavor or something? Seems like a waste of a potentially good time, I think. I'd much rather have grody or savorless food if it means I can still have something potent to fill my cup and quiet my concerns. Besides, any execrable meal can be made at least edible if one is adequately drunk, I find.

I'm guessing you are a ramen noodle kind of woman when it comes to cuisine.

Even a simple brandy custard at xmas requires a good alcohol.

 

[Sadie]

You don't like OTW then Sadie?

Unless you meant me?.. I hope not cos I like you

I never said I didn't like OTW. He's a nice enough of a pretentious chap.

I happen to like you too

 

[One Thousand Words]

Weirdest invite to a threesome I've had this month

 

[Sadie]

Weirdest invite to a threesome I've had this month

I'm surprised you've had any at all tbh....

Well done you.

I hope that came across as condescending as it was meant.

 

[One Thousand Words]

I never accepted it Sadie. I know your type. Probable lay there with two cocks and sigh that you might actually have to put in some effort

 

[Sadie]

I never accepted it Sadie. I know your type. Probable lay there with two cocks and sigh that you might actually have to put in some effort

You've no idea dear boy. If you think I'm going to bite at this then you are sadly mistaken. Not to be confused with actual biting...


Do you think a dirty perv like Sham wouldn't seek out one of similar mind??

 

[One Thousand Words]

Shambles too?!! I thought it was just England's and I

Jesus how many holes do you need filling?

 

[Nom de Plume]

NHS stands for national health service in which I work as a paramedic,

Eh?

Also I can differentiate between you're and your but I'm using a phone which often changes words.

So then you're not a complete yokel, but just too lazy to proofread your comments prior to their submission.

The rest of your post was such utter drivel I didn't bother reading it.

Ain't 'drivel' n 'utter' too uh dem der big werds weez all sposed tuh faind uhbjekshionabul 'n such?

I wonder what you think you're achieving by these pointless pretentious posts?....

Two questions:
1.) Are pointless pretentious posts more noisome and abominable than other kinds of pointless posts?
2.) Is a post about a pointless post not as pointless as the pointless post it is about?

Unless wanting to appear a total fucking tool was your aim....in which case well done, you've managed it.

Nah, I just wanted to make you emotional and see you angrily cavil and carp over fiddle-faddle and froth for my own amusement.

You don't live in a little bedroom at your mum's house perchance do you?

There you go again. Are you just trying to addle my little brain with those ten-dollar words, like 'perchance' or what?

 

[Sadie]

Only Shambles 'a' thank you very much!

your craic is shite btw. Just sayin'

 

[Sadie]

Eh?



So then you're not a complete yokel, but just too lazy to proofread your comments prior to their submission.



Ain't 'drivel' n 'utter' too uh dem der big werds weez all sposed tuh faind uhbjekshionabul 'n such?



Two questions:
1.) Are pointless pretentious posts more noisome and abominable than other kinds of pointless posts?
2.) Is a post about a pointless post not as pointless as the pointless post it is about?



Nah, I just wanted to make you emotional and see you angrily cavil and carp over fiddle-faddle and froth for my own amusement.



There you go again. Are you just trying to addle my little brain with those ten-dollar words, like 'perchance' or what?

Pretentious cock are we?

 

[Nom de Plume]

I'm guessing you are a ramen noodle kind of woman when it comes to cuisine.

Well, I have a cock so I suppose I'm no kind of woman. But if I were, I would probably fancy ramen noodles, yes.

Even a simple brandy custard at xmas requires a good alcohol.

The less food I eat, the more drunk I can get. I don't plan my meals with drinking, I plan my drinking without meals.

 

[Nom de Plume]

Pretentious cock are we?

Yes, we are. But that all depends on which definition of 'pretentious' we employ, here. There are a few, lesser known meanings of that word, you know.