The wife's just washed my weed. Help!

[AngelsandFairiesarereal]

I washed a bag of weed once and dried it, didn’t realize until it came out the dryer with the clothes. It was fine and I ended up smoking it … I don’t think the actual ziplock bag opened though

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I done it loads of times before with lumps of hash left in the little jeans pocket, and it's always been fine.

Used to come out a bit lighter in colour though.

Red Lebanese would turn into blonde Lebanese...

 

[Shinji Ikari]

I bet you have really fresh breath and pearly white teeth now

 

[F.U.B.A.R.]

I bet you have really fresh breath and pearly white teeth now

Sadly not...

 

[emkee_reinvented]

Had an eighth of weed in a bag in my dressing gown pocket, and the wife has put it through the washing machine at 40ºC. The baggy has leaked and now it's a fuckin soggy mess!

What's the best way to deal with this guys?

The things happening to you, -s of live, i feel sorry man waste off Weed.

Not on purpose, but probably your not swimming in Weed as their would be no need to resque it.
Whats the type of wash powder/ liquid you use. If you are lucky its Ecocertified, and free of the nasty s,
though some Eco s do contain hormone disruptors [ end on ....thiazilinone],
buts thats dangerous when using them daily on your kids. They are in everything.
No clue how well they would smell/ smoke.

Hope you both go for the good oll EcoCerftified one, dry it slow steady, and report back.
Mine has Laureths, Sodium's, Ethanol, Potassium, enzymes, some Coco related components, herbal aromas, Calcium and citric Acid.
And a lot of water as its the liquid form. Which in the end doesn t matter as it gets wet anyway.

Very curious bout the taste ?

 

[emkee_reinvented]

I bet you have really fresh breath and pearly white teeth now

Not if he washed his mouth with soap, well smoked.
Used to be the normal parent/ teacher punishement when you said something you shouldn t have.
Quite barbaric.

Did it work though the Weed?

 

[emkee_reinvented]

Thanks for all the tips 'n' quips guys.

What I ended up doing was breaking it up into smaller pieces onto an oven tray, then placed it in the oven on the lowest setting (just enough for the fan to kick in), with the door slightly ajar, and left for about ten minutes. Then turned the oven off and shut the door with the weed still inside. I did this again the next day and by the third day, it was smokable.

Smoked just fine.

It wasn't even any harsher, but there was a noticeable lack of taste and smell - which is fine by me as I don't give a shit what weed tastes and smells like.

In fact, I've often wondered if it's possible to breed a strain that doesn't stink the whole neighbourhood out. Even though I personally love the smell of weed, it's a bit of a dead giveaway...

Been done allready by Bedrocan. Medical Cannabis that has no Weed smell. Patient shaming the motive.

 

[TheUltimateFixx]

.. Your underpants are probably high now.

 

[ageingpartyfiend]

.. Your underpants are probably high now.

It took me a minute to get that derrrr, was picturing Fubz undies being pulled up impossibly high...and now I have a mental image I'd rather not have!

They probably just had a 'brief' high though

 

[emkee_reinvented]

Wouldnt you if you were a underpant, Butane is intoxicating washing them is giving em sober time. Unless these couple own you.

 

[paranoid android]

Did you end up smoking it?

 

[JackARoe]

Update!! How was it?

 

[pixies+]

Of course intentionally.

 

[deficiT]

I wasn't sure if it was a mean horrible prank, while partying: Here do a line of this, or something like that.

It really sounds too stupid to be intentional. I wasn't positive, that's why I posed the question before the comment.

Lighten up, I just never partied with people who would ever do that. Real drugs, oh yeah, but I would not have hung with people like that. Hardcore druggies, drunks like I was, ok, but someone who would snort laundry detergent?

That is on a whole other level even below even glue/spray paint sniffers, who are the western equivalent of jenkum users in Africa.

Bluelight isn't really the place to criticize and stigmatize any type of drug user.

But you know that of course, right? As I've said it, at least a dozen times.

 

[Fire&Water]

More rats?

 

[deficiT]

Opps, I a not myself, I am well loaded, depressed and thought you meant something else. That is truth. I just react when snapped at and not in good shape. Besides there is a criter in my living room and I am not sure how to handle it.

We are all a little fucked up and depressed. No reason to rag on glue sniffers they're a fine lot.

 

[deficiT]

Also you should get into taxidermy J

 

[Jnowhere]

Also you should get into taxidermy J

I would love to have a mouse head taxidermied and mounted on a big wooden plague above my fire place.

Maybe I should get a thermal scope for my good hunting pellet rifle.

 

[deficiT]

I would love to have a mouse head taxidermied and mounted on a big wooden plague above my fire place.

Maybe I should get a thermal scope for my good hunting pellet rifle.

I think those are inside thoughts my friend

 

[Jnowhere]

I think those are inside thoughts my friend

I was joking, you said I should get into taxidermy and I thought, never mind. I get picked on for stuff no one else would.
People really are after me, but that's life