lol indeed! I hope your getting your books tested CK, you can go into this place called Waterstones which is now in most towns in the UK, write down the ISBN number on the back of the book (if it doesn't have one take it back to the dealer, it's a knock-off) and ask the assistant to locate it for you. Then compare a few pages at random, I normally check first and last pages then five other pages at random.