The what are you guys gonna buy for me thread

[MeDieViL]

Im open to anything, signed fotographes on request

 

[KingOfWessex]

I'm gonna buy a snorkel for the lucky one of the many koi karp you may potentially have. If not keep the snorkel and use it for sex

(To be honest a fish that needs a snorkel is probably an imposter)

 

[Fug]

can i see the signed photograph first?

i'll buy you a photocopier to spare you the RSI.

 

[koneko]

a large cucumber 8(

 

[One Thousand Words]

I'll buy the first round of drinks.

I'll throw in the rohypnol for free

 

[steewith2ees]

I'll have the roofie ta OTW I'm not fussed about a drink.

By the looks of it they would have been stained blue by the tablets anyway.

 

[One Thousand Words]

You've never had a Blue Hawaiian?

 

[Tinker55]

^^^^
I am dying for one! Love the frou-frou drinks.

I'll buy the umbrellas, fruit and cocktail napkins.

 

[keeping]

I'll have the roofie ta OTW I'm not fussed about a drink.

make that two