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The Up-the-Rear End Thread UNCUT! - Approach with caution

raas_2012 said:
Are you joking with this post, Evey?

Got to be the most nauseating post I've ever read on EADD. Got many images stuck in my mind now that I really didn't want to have.
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No I'm not! This is up the rear thread.
This was the polite version. Would anyone like the graphic version?

Bean whats out of order?

Evey
 
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Eveleivibe said:
S**** ell I'm so constipated. I managed to get my finger up yesterday n get a few lets call them luxery chocolate with extra sticky toffee. Was in agony yesterday with stomach pain. Feel like my hips are going to be ripped appart n a few lets say extra large choccy bars are about to tear through my bastard hole.

Lost count of the times I've blocked the toilet n had to stick my hand in, grab some melted choccy lumps to drain it.

I've taken two dolcolax but when it all gets through it's hope I have an arse left. Tried fingering it out but it kept going further up my hole, was agonising. . I was there bent over with my ass cheeks spread praying to God FFS let me drop these fkn rocks.

Bastard. I wouldn't wish constipation on my worst enemy.

Hope none of you are eating!

Evey
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I'm changing my word of the day to "nightmares" now!
 
Chatative said:
TMI doesn't even begin to cover this.

Perhaps you could try some Syrup of Fig if no-one has mentioned it.

Unrelated but anyone remember the guy (dutch perhaps? Name began with a K?) who shat himself at a meeting or something like that? I can't remember the details... the thread might even be in Best of Bluelight? That had the added benefit of being humorous.
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Aye, it was kappadaftie. Fucking quality thread :)
 
I guess this thread is a good a place as any. I got myself into a rather shitty situation once too.

I was staying at a hotel with the girl I was dating then & I had gone to evacuate my bowels. It was one of those occasions where I was wiping seemingly endless amounts of shit off my arse. So anyway, I thought I'd successfully got it all & pulled my trousers up etc. I then walked out of the bathroom & after a short time my girlfriend pointed out that there was a trail of small shitty footprints on the carpet. I checked my shoe & it transpired that there was a gob of shit on the bottom. Thinking quickly, having just walked her dog, I blamed it.

In short order, I went back in the bathroom to "see where else I had trodden it", & discovered the white toilet mat was now rather brown & sticky. I guess a nugget must have been clinging on for dear life & fell off as I stood up to wipe my ass. I screwed the toilet mat up & threw it in the bath so the extent of the shit was hidden, telling her there was "a little" on it.

Somehow the story came out later in conversation with her parent's & I had to tell my story of the naughty pooch. My girlfriend was insistent that it was not her dogs shit, claiming it was the wrong colour but was clueless as to the fact it was my own. God help the cleaner who found that shitty mat in the bath.
 
spudgun said:
That whole thread's fucking hilarious - especially the dude's story about his girlfriend not letting him in her house because there was a rumour going round that he was going from house to house, drunk, on a rampage, indiscriminately shitting in people's baths.=D
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lmao, best thread ever,

go on.. someone make another
 
spudgun said:
That whole thread's fucking hilarious - especially the dude's story about his girlfriend not letting him in her house because there was a rumour going round that he was going from house to house, drunk, on a rampage, indiscriminately shitting in people's baths.=D
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hahahahahahahaha

Oh I love EADD.... I never laugh like I do here.

Evey
 
I've just had the most, horrendous, painful experience ever. Without going into detail with a lot of strain, pain, screaming, n praying to God I'm now relieve - and utterly exhausted. I also walked 7 miles today so that'll add to it. I know most of you will find this funny but I really can't keep going through this. It's agonising n degrading. I may stop the herbalife diet because it's not so bad when not on that.
I took two dulcolax today.
Also my Internet isn't working, my hips feel sore i may just crawl into bed after a warm bath.

Evey
 
Got a bout of panic arse at the weekend.

While driving back from town the other day with my stash I stuck it where the sun doesnt shine but a couple of miles up the road I realised that Id overdone it a bit. I pulled over into a piub where I spent 20 mins in the toilet trying to relax and juts get it out. I eventually gave up and raced home as fast as I could and once home took every laxative in the house (including about 5 sachets of movicol - my livers going to be fucked) and retired again to the toilet, relaxed and.......

straight out. This whole panic had lasted an hour now. It was cellophaned to fuck so the items remained dry and intact but as happy as I was to have recovered my items (2 bees 2 whites) I still had 48 hours worth of laxative just waiting in my guts to take effect but thats another story only think Eveleivibe would stomch (escuse the pun)
 
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Bumping this so I've got a place to contain my arse related woes.

Have a pic of the hole that most of the inner workings of my arse came out of in Oct 2012, after it got a bit infected and started popping staples.

NSFW or the particularly squeamish...

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