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The Unwritten code of dealing

fox5547

fox5547

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So here's the thing, there are no rules for dealing. Everyone is different. But we all have those few obvious guidelines, rules, codes, or whatever you want to call them, for drug dealing. Of course, different drugs change the way the deal goes: how secretive, length of inspection, small testing, etc.

So, tell me what guidelines you usually follow (that you have established to yourself or others subconsciously) when buying, and when dealing (if you do).

When I'm buying:
-I greet nicely
-I step into where ever the deal is (usually if we meet in a parking lot I would get into the dealers car for a moment)
-the dealer gives me the substance
-I inspect the substance to make sure it is enough and not shit (for weed its easy to tell, and for pills I research what markings are on the pill before hand)
-If I approve of the content, I will hand him the money and thank him/her and tell him/her to hmu later
-I leave

What are your rules/structure to a good and successful deal?
 
1Money first ALWAYS, 2will never agree to scale out the product unless maybe if the deals inside, 3product is always scaled on point. if you're going to bitch about scaling it out then get the fuck out of here and buy from somebody else i promise you their shits not dank like mine or buy you're own fucking scale. 4always have the best shit around idc how far you gotta drive. Best product and simple nonshady service equals customers for days and days.5 do your best not to short, if necessary short people who have no idea what the fuck they're doing. And if you're buying then your steps are pretty much spot on, exactly how most deals go unless walking into a trap house. Then its mean mugging guys and bitches with guns everywhere and one cheesing friendly ass dealer happy as a motherfucker to show you his new shit that just arrived
 
Never in any way attract or accumulate bad drug karma is my philosophy, like turn somebody on every so often, seems more an aspect of rural dealin where everybody knows everyone, ur always dealin wth a friend or somethin, seems like most exp here is ghetto/big city, dont read about too much redneck/country dealing
 
fox5547 said:
...and for pills I research what markings are on the pill before hand
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how do you know that the pills he has with some logo on them are the same as the awesome pills with the same logo you read about beforehand?

pill markings mean (next to) nothing. you should buy one pill. take it home. test it. if it's good, get more.
fox5547 said:
hmu
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hmu?

alasdair
 
it totally depends on the circumstances and the drug. i've had anything from giving the money and getting the stuff delivered a week later (obviously only recommended if you know the guy) to quick deals in the middle of the dancefloor, to having the dealer lay lines for me at the toilet of the club before i buy, to the dealer coming by and presenting me his whole range of goods in front of my tent at the festival grounds, buying something and chilling out with the dude for the rest of the afternoon.

the only unwritten rules are:
never talk about your source.
don't trust the dealer's claims about his product.
 
Only deal with professional adults who have been in the game for a long time. No nickel-and-diming, only transactions that are actually worth the time not to mention don't cause constant traffic.
 
ykm420 said:
Here's how you do it;
-Get close with your guy
-Wait for a big reup
-Kickdoor that mfer.
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You think you're impressing anyone with instructions on how to be an asshole to a dealer in a thread asking specifically for rules of etiquette? Are you 13 years old?
 
When I used to sling my number 1 rule was to never sell anything I wouldn't buy myself if I were in the market for said drug.Rule number 2: if something doesn't feel right I wouldn't do the deal.And obviously,don't shit where you sleep.And always be nice.Dick heads are the first ones to get rolled on.
 
Rio Fantastic said:
You think you're impressing anyone with instructions on how to be an asshole to a dealer in a thread asking specifically for rules of etiquette? Are you 13 years old?
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His "advice" certainly can't be called harm reduction. :D

But he does raise a good point/rule. Only deal with people you can trust, but don't trust anyone. Not being able to trust anyone, the constant lies, all that is really stressful though. But the stress is what you get paid for. If you can't handle it don't do it. Most people can't, I can't. Respect your dealer, it's not as easy as it seems.
 
Same rule applies to both parties: don't be a bitch

For dealers: don't sell fake shit, allow the buyer to see the goods before demanding money, and try it if they are expensive (coke, sheets of LSD, etc). If in private, having a scale for proof of quantity is always appreciated. Also, showing up on time is a BIG plus. That alone will get you the most repeat customers.

For buyers: don't give out dealer contact info without permission, have cash in hand at the ready, don't get excited ever, remain calm 100% of the time no matter what, only request a sample if drug is very expensive or you know the dealer long time. Same for fronts, and never expect those. Keep all communication to the utmost simple and vague terms possible. Learn what terms your dealer uses for his product and use the same one(s). This last one should be common knowledge

Above all, for both parties, don't act a bitch. No one likes that
 
421 said:
His "advice" certainly can't be called harm reduction. :D

But he does raise a good point/rule. Only deal with people you can trust, but don't trust anyone. Not being able to trust anyone, the constant lies, all that is really stressful though. But the stress is what you get paid for. If you can't handle it don't do it. Most people can't, I can't. Respect your dealer, it's not as easy as it seems.
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I guess both aspiring dealers and buyers can learn from his example the downsides to the trade because he is (or pretending to be) the kind of sociopathic cold asshole that are attracted to the lack of regulation and potential for easy money and a plethora of other factors that attract dicks to drugs, but even an asshole you can point to to try and better yourself from their failures as a human being is still an asshole in my book.
 
Ykm says a lot of stuff with his tongue firmly pressed against his cheek and foot simultaneously in mouth guys. I'm 99% sure that was sarcasm/bullshit. I'll never post again if he has actually done that or recommends it.
 
SirTophamHat said:
Ykm says a lot of stuff with his tongue firmly pressed against his cheek and foot simultaneously in mouth guys. I'm 99% sure that was sarcasm/bullshit. I'll never post again if he has actually done that or recommends it.
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If that was the case then my bad. Haven't been on this forum in a long while.
 
SirTophamHat said:
Ykm says a lot of stuff with his tongue firmly pressed against his cheek and foot simultaneously in mouth guys. I'm 99% sure that was sarcasm/bullshit. I'll never post again if he has actually done that or recommends it.
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I've never robbed anyone, lol.. I do say things I feel in the moment. I have been robbed, though. If you've been in the game long enough, you know the deal, and who you should/nt deal with. That being said, if you have doubts, walk away.. Follow your intuition, IF you THINK something is up, it more than likely is. It's not worth getting ripped off, going to jail, or dying for.. If someone pulls on me, they better damn well use it because I will literally snap. Knife on the other hand.. Scares me thinking of getting stabbed.
 
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