I've been attacked a couple of times in my life, and had to defend myself. I'm no fan of violence, but when you have no choice...
Also: I was cooking the other day. Frying some soya and with vegetables.
I squirted some lemon on to the tofu to give it some flavour, but the citric acid reacted badly with the sizzling fat. It was spitting madly. I don't know how, but next thing I knew the whole frying pan shot into flames, so high they touched the ceiling.
Now, in fear of the entire house catching on fire I felt I had no time to find a cloth, dampen it and put the fire out that way... better just to chuck the whole thing outside. So I ran with the flaming pan to the kitchen door... only to find the fucking thing was locked. I was standing there with the flaming pan, my hand burning, and a desperate feeling I was going to set the house on fire. A shot of addrenalin hit me and I booted the door as hard as I could, so hard the lock snapped and I then chucked the pan outside. That was quite a rush.
Also: I was cooking the other day. Frying some soya and with vegetables.
I squirted some lemon on to the tofu to give it some flavour, but the citric acid reacted badly with the sizzling fat. It was spitting madly. I don't know how, but next thing I knew the whole frying pan shot into flames, so high they touched the ceiling.
Now, in fear of the entire house catching on fire I felt I had no time to find a cloth, dampen it and put the fire out that way... better just to chuck the whole thing outside. So I ran with the flaming pan to the kitchen door... only to find the fucking thing was locked. I was standing there with the flaming pan, my hand burning, and a desperate feeling I was going to set the house on fire. A shot of addrenalin hit me and I booted the door as hard as I could, so hard the lock snapped and I then chucked the pan outside. That was quite a rush.


