The singles thread - Do what ya wanna do yeaahh

[NickyJ]

At least M4dd0g understands my sense of humour. Not that either of us were kidding.

 

[psycosynthesis]

Turns out the cute girl from my history lecture has a fella. Oh well. We're still doing coffee, I just won't flirt. Back on the prowl for moi.

 

[drugfukkdrockstar]

You wont have troubles. You're a cutie, give it time

 

[eggman]

Use the boyfriend buster technique on her

 

[m4dd0g]

Show her yer dick!

Thats always works

 

[psycosynthesis]

You wont have troubles. You're a cutie, give it time

Awww thankyou!

Eggman: Boyfriend buster?

m4d:I need to get her alone first!

 

[UnSquare]

Ctrl+Alt+Del.
Then choose the 'End Boyfriend' button.

 

[NickyJ]

^ I've tried that before, it worked beautifully :D

 

[psycosynthesis]

Does that mean I have to plug into her first? :D

 

[UnSquare]

Better to try wireless first.

Laws an' all that...

 

[psycosynthesis]

hehehehehe, but twiddling knobs is no fun on wireless. Or getting your knob twiddled. Giggity.

 

[m4dd0g]

So theoretically...

On a scale of 'boring' to 'insane' how good is asking a girl to have a first date with you in Paris?

Theoretically of course

 

[Ghettochrist]

Tsk tsk. You are all very troubled young people, and that's why you're single. Don't worry, I'll see you all comfortably settled by this time next year





heh heh

God dammit this just makes me want to prove you wrong lol

 

[NickyJ]

So theoretically...

On a scale of 'boring' to 'insane' how good is asking a girl to have a first date with you in Paris?

Theoretically of course

I'd rate that as genius (just below insane), I really wish I would have thought of it 1st

 

[Busty St Clare]

So theoretically...

On a scale of 'boring' to 'insane' how good is asking a girl to have a first date with you in Paris?

Theoretically of course

Depends on the date.

Walking the streets looking at art work, seeing the sights and dodging dog shit.... ho hum.


Getting involved in street riots with disaffected youth in one of the outer slummy areas..... fucking dead sexay!!!!

Should I be packing my passport?

 

[joannie_mhm]

It also depends on how many of you are already in or planning to be in Paris on that day.

If it's any less than 2, then it's impressive.

 

[eggman]

Eggman: Boyfriend buster?

You slowly chip away at her and make her believe that her boyfriend is totally wrong for her and not really a great guy at all.

She eventually dumps him and then you bang her. Then you get up, tip beer on her and then leave.

 

[DoctorShop]

hey someone did that to me once.

so I killed them.

not really. I cried

 

[eggman]

what? fucked you and then tipped beer on you?

 

[NickyJ]

I wish that would happen to me! Beer is so much more pleasant than awaking to a cleveland steamer