The Sandwich people

[KeisaCheeba]

Basking In the world of the Sand Wich people.
Great bloated beings waddling about their dwellings.
Sandwiches being all these people ponder.
When approached in conversation, it is customary to first be queried
"I say sir, do you have a sandwich?" to which you must reply
"Why, yes, sir. I, in fact, do."
After which you must produce said sandwich, for not to do so would be a great insult to the greedy gluttons.
And of course an insult to a Sand Wich individual can only result in one thing.
Their first action being to clout you about the head with a rather rotund, hamfisted fist.
This of course would result in immediate immobility.
They will then proceed to roll atop you until you are quite flat.
To this they say,
"I say sir, I believe he is quite consistent, sir."
You are now chopped into bits and mixed into one such sandwich of glorious proportions.
One should be ever vigilant when wandering the land of Sandwitches.
Be sure to allways pack a few extra sandwiches, for you never know when you will find yourself in the land of Sand Wich




A little something I wrote at work today....

 

[IXinX]

playful.

I write poetry at work too. Keeps me sane

 

[New]

I've had moments where writing something of that nature was the only thing keeping me sane...definitely a fun read.

 

[KeisaCheeba]

haha, yeah, I'm a janitor so I have to, plus when your stoned you gotta do something..

 

[Jabberwocky]

I really enjoyed this. I would love to read more of the sand which people. Its kinda a cross between the book flatland and douglas adams.

One thing though you used the wrong tense in this sentence:
"You are now chopped into bits and mixed into one such sandwich of glorious proportions."

it would flow just a bit better if you used you are then, because the rest is in that tense.