the S+G social thread vers. NFL offseason = S+G offseason

[ChickenScratch]

Kenickie told me she got fat.

 

[Show of life]

And that's, OK

 

[ChickenScratch]

You're gonna get banned a lot. I love you so much and I'm happy you're here

 

[Show of life]

I've been watching movies with new 4d best friend all night and giving her life lessons

She's a fucking space cadet and can rarely complete a thought

I can't wait for you to meat her

 

[shimazu]

why dont you watch How to Hang Yourself starring The Jump Rope in Your Garage

 

[ChickenScratch]

Tell her about drugnet and lets relapse her.

 

[ChickenScratch]

why dont you watch How to Hang Yourself starring The Jump Rope in Your Garage

You're out of your league here, pal.

 

[shimazu]

I told you the Falcons were gonna lose

you are the new Eagles

cry about it

 

[Show of life]

I wonder what the other suggestions were going to be that lost to that one

 

[Wyld 4 X]

Its cool seeing people I relate to post here.

Almost like kin, only totally not.

Sort of similar to watching an episode of Justified but with more subplots and backstory.

 

[ChickenScratch]

you relate to uninteresting guys like us?

 

[Kenickie]

Its cool seeing people I relate to post here.

Almost like kin, only totally not.

because you don't have to like them?

 

[Wyld 4 X]

you relate to uninteresting guys like us?

I do. I only live in Cali for my work but I'm from a little more north of where you all are calling home. Remember I'm a UK fan, we arent made, we are born that way.

because you don't have to like them?

Precisely!

 

[ChickenScratch]

Nice. And again, UK basketball fans are the absolute worst. But we can still be friends.

 

[Show of life]

I'm going to make you write an
amends letter to kenicke this weekend.

 

[ChickenScratch]

Dear Ken,

I'm sorry that I play golf and sometimes wear polo shirts. I'm sorry we don't share the same love for fixed gear bikes, street art and obscure rappers from New Orleans. I wish that I had a pair of hot pink sunglasses to give you.

Maybe this weekend, we can get matching Harry Potter tattoo's. Also, I apologize for being white. Like, I'm really really sorry about being white and being into stuff that white people like.

I want to hug you and grill you a tofurkey.

Hugs N Drugs,

Chicken

 

[ArCi]

lol ^

 

[Wyld 4 X]

Nice. And again, UK basketball fans are the absolute worst. But we can still be friends.

Its cool. I realize hate dons from a certain level of respect so I'm okay with it.

 

[Kenickie]

I'm going to make you write an
amends letter to kenicke this weekend.

all he has to do is apologize for saying i wasn't worth 200$ and come over and have a beer, but at this point i'm not sure if our friendship is worth 200$. or a beer.

 

[ChickenScratch]

regarding your jail situation, and we should probably make this a poll. you got arrested, for what....driving without a license? pander called me to help out with money, which at the time, i did not have. my suggestion was that there was no reason to bail you out for such a minor offense, because it would take just as long as being processed, as it would by going through a bondsman and paying unnecessary money that ya'll don't have. i was 100% right about that. it's not like they were gonna throw you in general population over a fucking minor offense. and trust me, i have plenty of experience with going to jail, so i'm kind of an expert on these types of things.