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<table> by itself means no borders

hello	bonjour	hello	bonjour
hello	bonjour	hello	bonjour

[TD="align: right"]hello[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]bonjour[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]hello[/TD]
[TD="align: right"]bonjour[/TD]

<table="class: grid"> a thick border around every cell
[TABLE="class: grid"]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

<table="class: outer_border"> a thick outer border (you never know) "width: 500, align: right"
[TABLE="class: outer_border, width: 500, align: right"]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

<table="class: hootenanny"> defining a table class, anything, defaults to a thin collapsed border around every cell.
[TABLE="class: hootenannay"]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

But <"class: hootenannay, class: outer_border"> de-defaults back to outer_borders
[TABLE="class: outer_border"]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

then there's "class: outer_border, class: hottentott", which goes with hottentott, ie. thin border around every cell. The first "class" call gets deleted on save.
[TABLE="class: hottentott"]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

<table>with <tr><th>table header</th> . . . </tr>
Only the table headers are formated

table header	still heading	not the same	as captions
hello	bonjour	hello	bonjour
hello	bonjour	hello	bonjour
hello	bonjour	hello	bonjour

<table="class: outer_borders">with <tr><th>table header</th> . . . </tr>
the title header overrides outer border, which persists.
[TABLE="class: outer_borders"]
[TR]
[TH]table header[/TH]
[TH]still heading[/TH]
[TH]not the same[/TH]
[TH]as captions[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

<table="class: grid">with <tr><th>table header</th> . . . </tr>
the title header overrides the "grid" style, but then "grid" is restored.
[TABLE="class: grid"]
[TR]
[TH]table header[/TH]
[TH]still heading[/TH]
[TH]not the same[/TH]
[TH]as captions[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

<table="width: 90%">,tr="bgcolor: orange" but no other tr=styles works, Inserted <table="class: outer_border, width: 500"> fucking with formating the table headers just reverts back to "th" style, and removes <br> and spaces.
[TABLE="width: 90%"]
[TR]
[TH="align: left"]table header[/TH]
[TH="align: left"]still heading[/TH]
[TH="align: left"] not the same[/TH]
[TH="align: left"]as captions[/TH]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: center"]hello[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]bonjour[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]hello[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: orange"]
[TD][TABLE="class: outer_border, width: 500"]
[TR]
[TD]here's[/TD]
[TD]in[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD="align: center"]another
.[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]the
.[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: blue"]
[TD]table[/TD]
[TD]table[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]

.
.
.
bonjour

[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]hello[/TD]
[TD="align: center"]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

edit: yes, can change font on th.

other table

[yquote]
[TABLE="width: 60%, align: right"]
[TR="bgcolor: #008080"]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[TR]
[TH="align: center"][FONT=century gothic]hello[/FONT][/TH]
[TH="align: center"][FONT=century gothic]bonjour[/FONT][/TH]
[TH="align: center"][FONT=century gothic]hello[/FONT][/TH]
[TH="align: center"][FONT=century gothic]bonjour[/FONT][/TH]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #008080"]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[TD]hello[/TD]
[TD]bonjour[/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]
[/yquote]
[yquote]

[/yquote]

[TABLE="width: 90%"]
[TR="bgcolor: #008080"]
[TD][/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: white"]
[TD][/TD]
[/TR]
[TR="bgcolor: #008080"]
[TD][/TD]
[/TR]
[/TABLE]

 

Best blog entry ever, 10 layers of awesome! :D You're the man BL didn't know it was missing all these years Scrof!

I also wonder if Wikitable is another mere hootennay or hottentot with a few TH and BGcolors? (most likely; I just knew that accidental noob and his table was a fluke).

 

You might be amused to know my signature is now class: turnip, thus proving ^^ I think

 

Nerds

 

Dude, you are required to have at least one feels entry. Open up already!

I'm cduggles, and I'm demanding!

 

Dude, you are required to have at least one feels entry. Open up already!

Yes, my "feels" are in there, Ms. Duggles. The tables understand. They don't nag me about sharing, because they know there's no linoleum beneath them.

Just ask the ones in here: Could-these-be-tips?.

The question they ask is rhetorical, btw.