The Quotable Binge Artist

[Binge_Artist]

Just starting this compilation. There are several gems which will hopefully find their way here.

So where would you go if you could do something fun today?

This is a thread full of drug addicts. Our notions of fun are defined not by our location, but by our stash.

I believe the notion of living a normal, happy life on opiate medication is akin to the notion of living a normal, happy life on AIDS medication.

Some folks say it's drug abuse to snort Opana. I say it's drug abuse to swallow opana.

TLB is a power-crazed douchebag.

I never knew you were a junkie, Tripman!

Don't worry, Cap'n Jay.

"Shoot some H" is just another way of saying "shooting dope"...and if you look closely, you'll see that "shooting dope" is just an anagram for "Pie on Hotdogs". And yes, even though "Pie on Hotdogs" is not exactly "a lite joy" (the calories must be outrageous), it's a far cry from being a junky.

But be further warned that "a lite joy" is an anagram for "lie to Jay"...

 

[MemphisX3]

Idkwut

 

[MemphisX3]

you should go back to all the old OD Socials and get some gems out of those BA

 

[Binge_Artist]

Idkwut

I'm sorry if I left you out. I was tempted to write every funny thing you ever posted in the thread title.

 

[skillz~4~thrillz]

you should go back to all the old OD Socials and get some gems out of those BA

that is exactly what I was thinking!!! I think I will go find one of those days where OD social as just me and BA talking shit...which we got in trouble for,sort of. Remember when they had a list of about 5 of us and how many posts we had made in a particular social.Like it is our fault that we have the luxury of doing drugs all day while brightening up Bluelight with our it,wisdom and perversion.
Ok that is it... i am going hunting for the ultimate BA quote!!!

Memphis,I take it you will stay in OCD and handle some shit...or you could go hunting for that treasure of a post from BA.

 

[skillz~4~thrillz]

Back when BA was on the cross...

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showpost.php?p=7707421&postcount=29

classic BA...

 

[Binge_Artist]

Memphis had a line that classic porn fans would appreciate nearby.

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showpost.php?p=7707889&postcount=39

 

[MemphisX3]

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showpost.php?p=7494828&postcount=40

 

[Binge_Artist]

I've never fully understood the point of really high-grade, expensive marijuana.

It would be like opening up a very pricey abortion clinic atop an exceptionally long flight of stairs.

This one is more "ha ha" funny.

 

[MemphisX3]

This one is more "ha ha" funny.

i remember, and enjoyed that one

 

[junglejuice]

Did you stretch before patting yourself on the back like this?

:D

 

[MemphisX3]

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showpost.php?p=8734681&postcount=407

Wow, looks like somebody showed up to this BYOBBBQ with a big ol' bottle of Bitch.

 

[MemphisX3]

Did you stretch before patting yourself on the back like this?

:D

have you seen this man quads? of course he stretched. he stretches every hour at the 13 minute mark.

 

[purplefirefly]

http://www.bluelight.ru/vb/showpost.php?p=8734681&postcount=407

This is a personal favorite. Nice linkage!

 

[Binge_Artist]

Did you stretch before patting yourself on the back like this?

:D

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If you want your dick sucked right, you gotta do it yourself.

So, OF COURSE I stretch regularly.

 

[Johnny blue]

You must be very flexible to reach 3".

When I clicked the link I didn't expect to be in words.

 

[Binge_Artist]

You must be very flexible to reach 3".

When I clicked the link I didn't expect to be in words.

You thought I was gonna take you good people to the Lounge?

 

[Chainer]

I thought for sure this was going to be a link into the lounge. I may actually contribute to this at some point.

 

[RedRum OG]

Some folks say it's drug abuse to snort Opana. I say it's drug abuse to swallow opana

lulz

 

[MemphisX3]

Need more BA quotes