Hey nam...Thanks, but you're right, my GI issues pre-date my enrollment in "pain non-management". The trauma of surgery to eradicate disease forever changed the "landscape" that is my intestines. I have a TWIST or KINK in my upper left colon.
The following is not Walgreen's Laxative inventory. It's what I've taken since Friday. KEEP IN MIND...Miralax and Senna are EVERY DAY anyway, for the rest of my life. I switch up routinely to confuse the cr-r-r-ap out of me.
Lactulose---Repeated Miralax in coffee and juice---Senna (up to 6 tabs per dose)---Dulcolax (4 per dose)---Ducosate (4 per dose)---Biscodyl (4 per dose)---Magnesium Citrate liquid (entire bottle)---Massive amounts of Aloe Water---Enemas (32 oz. warm water/mineral oil)---Enemas are hospital grade gear, not OTC bottles.
<<<REPEAT OVER & OVER AGAIN
I've eaten nothing more than hot broth (clear) and juiced pumpkin for 4 days now. The fucking doctor should have put me in the hospital for IV fluids, piggy-backed with Rocephin antibiotic PUSH, added Toradol and Linzess or Movantik, but
no-o-o-o-o. In the process of re-hydration IV/antibiotics, I should have been rushed into scoping procedure. They could have attempted to "un-twist" my colon, but
n-o-o-o-o!
Believe me, colonoscopy prep for me is 6 Dulcolax + 1 Bottle MC liquid. I'm passing brain matter with that combo. So...I knew I was in dire straits. I knew it was a waste of time and money. I'm totally DIY after years of BM issues. Yet, occasionally, the disease gets the upper hand, causing inflammation of all abdominal organs, suppressing function of bowels and bladder. It's life threatening.
The doctor's neck is not what I'd like to twist (like my colon). I'd like to rip off his head and shit down his throat, but GR-R-r-r...I can't complete the second maneuver.
I wish I could say this doctor's ignorance and apathy is the exception and not the rule, but NO-O-O-O-O!!! Our fucking veterinarian is FAR MORE thorough that most of the "human" doctors I've dealt with over decades of this shit! (pun intended) Goddamn these idiots...It's not rocket science. I'm thinking dynamite...