The Opiate Users Dump Thread

[smackydowners]

Please,.mods, tell me if this is a shitty(!) idea, but i think it's valid coz it can save a lot of pain, offer tips, voice concern, and generally getting it out of you!
I'll begin. I normally go.every 3-5 days esp if im on a lot of codeine.
I find a cod liver oil cap.broken and applied around the area (the poopoo shit hole as it's knwn medically) helps (use marigolds that.you would.normally use.for.disgisting jobs, not washing up).
Blowing your.nose.as you push also.helps.alot!
I:be more but I'll.have to see how this thread takes off...

 

[spudgun]

Just remembering 'and this shall pass too' whilst going through the ordeal tends to help

That and baby oil.

 

[smackydowners]

I remember will burroughs suggesting an apple corer in a book. That has seriously seemed necessary ay times!
Loads of water, a real warm water douche with an oral sryinge and a strong coffee or cigarette.
Obviously gping into wd's helps too.

 

[ScotchMist]

Terrible situation to find yourself in public toilets when one of those excruciating fellas comes along..

You get to the toilet, you're safe now, you start your business, writhing around letting out the odd squeal. But its ok, you're safe, you made it to the toilet just in time. Nope, you hear the toilets entrance door open, footsteps, you're now thinking 'dont go in the trap next to me, please dont, just have a piss and leave me to it'. Cunt jumps straight on to the trap next door and now you're trying to perform this poo in stealth mode

 

[smackydowners]

Or worse, you hear the fucker come into one with one cubicle and he doesnt piss and youve started on a 45 minute job...ive been quite late for work at times also.

 

[blondin]

coffee and fags do it for me - coffee enema also works if your really stuck

 

[BecomingJulie]

I'm in a WD that's about to peak anytime soon. Reckon there must be about a kilo of shite stuck up there, and it's all going to want out ..... Just hope I'm within distance of a toilet when it does!

 

[monstanoodle]

MDPV works miraculously, unfortunately :D

 

[BecomingJulie]

UPDATE: A spliff got everything back into full working order down the end of the alimentary canal last night. Scales say 65k5 dressed. And I think my WDs have peaked .....

 

[da man]

Terrible situation to find yourself in public toilets when one of those excruciating fellas comes along..

You get to the toilet, you're safe now, you start your business, writhing around letting out the odd squeal. But its ok, you're safe, you made it to the toilet just in time. Nope, you hear the toilets entrance door open, footsteps, you're now thinking 'dont go in the trap next to me, please dont, just have a piss and leave me to it'. Cunt jumps straight on to the trap next door and now you're trying to perform this poo in stealth mode

I just laughed so fucking hard, has happeneed to me on more than one occasion, worse still having a toot or dig in a public bog an sum cunt goes in the shitter next door. Ahhh funny steath poos FTW

 

[da man]

Touch wood ive only had 2 super painfull dumps both bled and i never want to experiance 1 like it again. THe first being at my grandmas house not fun, old nanny knocking at the door when your heads about to explode from tensing so hard and long, ooh fun times LOL

 

[One Thousand Words]

You tell that turd who's boss

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